Where My Name's Still Scrawled (LIVE in Albuquerque)

"Albuquerque!" "Y'all fuckin' made it feel like home!" "But it's time we head back... Where My Name's... Still Fuckin' Scrawled!" YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Ohh! [VERSE 1] I walk in sideways, but they don’t mind Ain’t been sober since… which day’s behind? Barstool’s still warm, got a ring of piss Guess I claimed it once. Ain’t get better 'n this. The tap’s gone sour, pours greenish gold But it fuckin' hits like home and it don’t get old And I forget my name, but that’s alright— They know it here. It’s fuckin' carved just right. OHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE BAR... [CHORUS] Where my name’s still scrawled on the bathroom walls, In pen and nail and drunken squalls When the words go slush and the memory stalls, I find myself in these piss-soaked halls No heaven's light, but no judgment calls— Just my name still scrawled on the bathroom walls [VERSE 2] Switchblade gal’s at the sink again Sewin’ up her jeans with a fuckin' safety pin Dookie’s eyein’ the jukebox glow— But steers REAL clear 'cuz he says it hums too low. Pint glass caught what my stomach lost They laughed, said “You back?” I said, “Fuck the cost.” Tip jar’s full of wet cigarette ends— But I’ll drink it down. Feels good again. OHH OHHH OHHHHHHHHH! THIS IS THE BAR... [CHORUS] Where my name’s still scrawled on the bathroom walls, ’Tween “Call me maybe” an’ a cock 'n' balls When my brain don’t work an’ my legs go curls, That scrawl still shouts like a flag unfurls No prayers to say, no need to crawl— My name’s still scrawled on the bathroom walls [BREAKDOWN] 'ey, Billy! Gimme another fuckin' jug o' Turkey an' two pints o' Jack! An' put it all on fuckin' Albuquerque's fuckin' tab! [BRIDGE] “Hyurrrrggh!!” “...My name’s there. S’right there. Got a halo ‘round it. Or fuckin' mildew.” OHH! THIS BAR! OHHHHHHHHH! [FINAL CHORUS] Where... m'name sshh’till scrawled onna… wall… that thing, Wrote it big! …next to … “Debbie King.” I fer git me name but the bar—it knows, It’s there in th’ shtawl where th’ shit pipe blows— I... I am… still… I’m still the girl— ’Cause my name’sh still scrawwwled onna baftroom whirl—WALL! [OUTRO] “S’not even spelled right. But it’s mine! Isabella!” “Ha ha hahaaaaaaaaa!” "Goodnight, Albuquerque! ...Holy shee-it."