Settings Were Off (Don't Add, Follow!)

Intro (calm, unbothered – start of vid): “huh… that’s a lotta requests …anyway 😌” Verse 1 (shrugging, going about day): “got a wall full of names, I ain’t read one random faces, I don’t need none click ignore, go live my life eat, scroll, chill, I’m doin’ fine phone buzz, I don’t even check same lil number, same lil flex they keep knockin’, I don’t respond I’m like ‘eh… I’ll deal with it later on’ 😏” Pre-Hook (time passing, slight concern): “wait… why it keep goin’ up?? hold on… why it don’t stop??” Hook (realization starts): “friend requests stackin’ to the ceiling I’m still sittin’ here like I ain’t see it y’all been tryna follow all week long whole time my settings been WRONG 💀 don’t add me, just follow—please I just figured out the damn thing birthday mode, yeah I flipped the switch I was blockin’ y’all on accident 😭” Verse 2 (panic at computer): “now I’m clickin’ through every tab privacy, settings—what is that?? Meta hid it like a secret code why it buried ten menus below I’m scrollin’ fast, I’m losin’ track ‘who can follow?’ where it at?? heart beat up, I’m clickin’ wild I been gatekeepin’ this whole time 💀” Hook (bigger, more chaotic): “friend requests stackin’ to the sky now I’m sittin’ here like ‘WHY WHY WHY’ y’all been tryna follow, I declined whole time it was me—not y’all 😭 don’t add me, just follow now I fixed it, yeah I figured it out circle small but the reach go far I just unlocked my final form” Outro (realization moment): “…it was OFF?? this WHOLE time?? 💀”