Two Oh Double Eight

If you find yourself by Harbour On Sunny Mosman Streets And you’re taken by the charm Of the people that you meet If you’re prone to pop your collar And your kid’s in private school Or rocking Mosman High Which is easy just as cool If you hear the roar of felines That echo from the zoo And buy your scripts from Adam And your meat from Stewie too Or if Marcelle makes your coffee Or Erin, Rex or Ace While Heather keeps you fit Then you’ve found your happy place If you’re playing touch at Bally With Fitz and all the boys Count the Bentley and the Porches As well earned adult toys If your kids are loving nippers While the Rangeie’s trying to park If you drink beers at the Beuna Hit the Possum after dark If your boy’s called Lock or Hame Or you wearing boots with suits If you’re polite to crossing traffic Where no one drives a ute If you’re friendly to your neighbours And you love the place like me This beautiful little village For all the world to see And when my time is done And the hour’s getting late They’ll take me out in a box From the two oh double eight If you’re friendly to your neighbours And you love this place like me This beautiful little village For all the world to see And when my time is done And the hour’s getting late They’ll take me out in a box From the two oh double eight