[Intro - giggling & fart noises] ha ha ha ha ! ooh wahhh ha ha ha! farty tarty dullard lay bores party like old moriarty are a real labour of love to tolerate these nefarious sore lay bores of such hate, mate ! with their drudgery voters abhor bore 'em as they're thus constantly doing u-turns with green brussels sprouts treaties to remain green as beans [Chorus - bouncy & off-key] ' ooh wart herd ' noun have ewe heard down in ' ooh war turd ' downing streets erred offers oft aired by rodney laird to down-in-dumps west streeting chum ? ooo wa 'err's wrong whiff him ? is spin too much for bonce upon quest on time of lay pimps despatched by him ! hee hee! ha ha ! ooh what ! hee bee gee bee tarty noose sans morals again gotta reefer rain [verse 1 - (snooty voice ) ] captain nearo here on comms as dear scoldie hun the cyborg Romulus hotty spotty sour puss requests our help no less in may day's dazed distress isn't mercy wondrous as i wear my one dress too now address you all from placenta prize halls immortals in portals mortals whose betrayal's led to full cans downfall and cling-on's awful fall from grace " in-out " space full so sexual scandal [chorus - manic, desperate ] ' ooh wart herd ' noun have ewe heard down in ' ooh war turd ' downing streets erred offers oft aired by rodney laird to down-in-dumps west streeting chum ? ooo wa 'err's wrong whiff him ? is spin too much for bonce upon quest on time of lay pimps despatched by him ! hee hee! ha ha ! ooh what ! hee bee gee bee tarty noose sans morals again gotta reefer rain [verse 2 - pathetic, warbled ] in ' ooh war turd ' downing streets erred offers oft aired by rodney laird to down-in-dumps west streeting chum ? ooo wa 'err's wrong whiff him ? is spin too much for bonce upon quest on time of lay pimps deapatched by him ! and please don't tell the wife that there's mars shell like life as scoldilocks defrocked says " god damn! it foul spok ! i'm only humongous! like rest of earth's spongers !" and you wonder scoldie why cold they bee ? blimey! [bridge - dumb as heck, goofy ] pound controls to make them stop devaluing mister spok hear hamsters spinning out of cages as changes made above in a challenge made by gove to fight the dipsicks in hove what a girly silly thing to do with mind of igloo ! ice have got nothing on you! yes it's true boo hoo hoo hoo ! [chorus - gloriously mad, sarcastic ] ' ooh wart herd ' noun have ewe heard down in ' ooh war turd ' downing streets erred offers oft aired by rodney laird to down-in-dumps west streeting chum ? ooo wa 'err's wrong whiff him ? is spin too much for bonce upon quest on time of lay pimps despatched by him ! hee hee! ha ha ! ooh what ! hee bee gee bee tarty noose sans morals again gotta reefer rain ' ooh wart herd ' noun have ewe heard down [outro - hopeless & hopefully tragically romantic ] fan king e u kung and hall bye from snotty beggar's ball at the bee bee obscene maul of preferred english lis pee, the gormless knackered alright, co-roasted by mad rage crispy, and far thugs bright choir ease, helping officers queer seize !
