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Substitute Teacher

Hi class, my name is Dahwan, I'm your teacher for today Now sit down class, the teacher needs to roll up a big blunt because , I don't drink coffee to start my day I can teach you some, but you got to listen to every word that I say I'm just a substitute teacher, I don't know when your other teacher is coming back But don't ask me no more questions about what's his name This my lesson for today, now keep it P, you better stay on E Little don't get me gassed up, I'm the Human Torch, flame on I leave flames, leave the beat up in a blaze, anyways Back to the lesson that I came to teach today, PEMDAS People gotta group up to get even what a shame I'm doing multiplications with the money every day Divided it with my people from day one, I can see the money adding up Had to subtract the haters and the fakes This is what my pen does and I don't even know what else to do What ? Class?, I'm teaching today?, this is history in the making While I take they ass to class anyways, it probably could be algebra Why? 'Cause you get X'd out for trying to even think that you can even equate And history is a lie, but I leave that for another day Some shit just don't add up once you start subtracting your feelings from everything Now they all know why, 'cause shit won't equal up enough for them M's You can get X'd out from a bitch today Get lined up 'cause you didn't coordinate I take too much effort on these rap songs, still don't get no credit from loaning you niggas game Most rappers don't want no smoke, not even a feature It be like, Eminem on Renegade Lessons on top of lessons, you still less than and never learned a thing Unless you realize I'm the best and I earned every beat Mmm, I mean burned every beat (shh) I should feel ashamed, but I don't, it's Dahwan, baby, get up out my way Shh, I tried to write this rap but I had to freestyle the rest of the way I ain't give a fuck 'cause I was like, why am I putting so much effort in anyways? I don't think they better than me, I can show them every day I ain't trying to do them like that, won't be no more rap careers around this bitch mane Yeah, rapping like this, baby, it get me a nice check today Yeah, I ain't even worried about making it I work my nine to five and live my life and stay up out the way, Class over Who gives a fuck Yall won’t gon pass the shit anyways