My Uncle Works At Nintendo

[Verse 1] He's the mastermind who makes the games shine Imagining stories and innovations by his design He's working on a new console, it's gonna change the game It's called the "Nintendo Nexus" and it's gonna blow our minds, he claims [Chorus] My uncle works at Nintendo, he's got the inside scoop He's the one who brings the magic to the screen, it's no joke My uncle works at Nintendo, and he's sharing secrets with me New worlds and characters, that nobody else can see [Verse 2] He says the next Mario game is set in a world of dreams Where Mario turns into a dog, and Luigi's a king And Zelda's getting a reboot, with a sci-fi twist Link's gonna be a cyborg, with a lightsaber to wield, he insists [Chorus] My uncle works at Nintendo, he's got the inside scoop He's the one who brings the magic, to the screen, it's no joke My uncle works at Nintendo, and he's sharing secrets with me New worlds and characters, that nobody else can see [Bridge] He's working on a new Pokémon game, called 'Pokémon Fuse and Fission' Where two Pokémon combine, to create a brand new one Metroid Prime 4 has a big surprise no one expected, Samus is expecting, and the baby's infected [Chorus] My uncle works at Nintendo, he's got the inside scoop He's the one who brings the magic, to the screen, it's no joke My uncle works at Nintendo, and he's sharing secrets with me New worlds and characters, that nobody else can see [Outro] So mark your calendars for the next Nintendo Direct When the news breaks, and all of this is correct My uncle's the man behind the big reveals You can trust me, I'm totally for real!