🚔CONSEQUENCES 🚔 God damn rules, Set by fools, God damn rules, Break one, dude, God damn ru-uules! Consequences will slam you! Yeah, god damn, Dave! A guy who just got paid! He just cannot w–aay–ait! To count, How much money that he made! (Yay!) Yeah, god damn, Dave! On the bus, Shifting his wallet, From place to place! He went on, And made a mistake! After cashing that fat, big check in! He left his wallet stranded, Givin' a stranger a 900 dollar advancement... Damn. It’s a lapse in judgment, Drifting right above your head, Thinkin’ it’s nothin’, Until it comes along and FUCKS YA! CONSEQUENCES! Go on and cheat the system! Sneak your business! Stealing all that shit! Then do it all over again! Just don’t forget, CONSEQUENCES! Everything has a reason, You're free then, Karma decides to cash in! CONSEQUENCES! Come on and do it again! Break that law, Go and crawl, On a liquor binge! Just don’t forget, CONSEQUENCES! Prices need a payment! One day kid, You’re gonna pay big, When ya gotta face, All the shit you did! No running away from it! THOSE FUCKIN’, GOD DAMN, CONSEQUENCES! Then there’s Tracey, A spoiled rotten nepo baby, Gets whatever she wants, Never regrets stealin a thing, One shit spread of a human being! And when reality had enough, It sent her a knock, Way back into prison! Yeah, you're fuckin done. Now she sits and waits, With all the inmates, Doin’ nothing but reflecting n' reminiscing’. Shit, kid. It’s a price, For a vice, Stealin’ somethin’ nice, Then facin' hard time! CON-SEQUENCES! Go on and cheat the system! Sneak your business! Stealing all that shit! Then do it all over again! Just don’t forget, CON-SEQUENCES! Everything has a reason, You're free then, Karma decides to cash in! CON-SEQUENCES! Come on and do it again! Break that law, Go and crawl, On a liquor binge! Just don’t forget, CON-SEQUENCES! Prices need a payment! One day kid, You’re gonna pay big, When ya gotta face, All the shit you did! No running away from it! THOSE FUCKIN’, GOD DAMN, CONSEQUENCES! Lest we forget, Poor Rebecca! Bride to be wed, Ready to let her hair down! At her bachelorette! Bet. That with an open bar, And no one sober, To tell her to slow her pace... She drank a bit too hard, And puked up, All her waste, into the faces, Of all of her bridesmaids... (FUCKIN’ NASTY, LADY!) It’s a night, Of bad choices, It’s mixing tequila... With clam chowder... It’s consequences, They come and get ya! When you least expect them... Consequences, Give ya a cold, hard bitch smack, When you’re sweetly sleeping... Consequences, Always mingle, Near every single, Bad decision... It’s those consequences, That rear-ends ya, No lube, just spit... Damn. CON-SE-QUEN-CES! (Never ending!) Mother fuckin’ CONSEQUENCES!! Can really wreck ya! Can get you ejecting! Vomit all over your best friends! CONSEQUENCES!! A brutal business, Go on and steal everything, You’re gonna get caught kid! Get walked away in handcuffs! CON-SE-QUEN-CES!! Shit’s pretty relentless, You already forgetting this? That's how your wallet goes missing! CONSEQUENCES! CONSEQUENCES! Chasing right after the reckless! Once it gets ya, It jumps your ass quick, Leaves you dismantled, I thought you could handle this? CONSEQUENCES! CONSEQUENCES! Think you’re safe kid, Until it dig in, Digs in and collects ya... CONSEQUENCES! A debt you hav'ta pay off, Once you’re done, Being an asshole! CONSEQUENCES! Nobody gets away with it, Karma is made for it, It waits till you’re not expecting it... Then get ready for... Con-sequences! Con-sequences! Con-sequences! Con-sequences! CON-SEQUENCES! CON-SEQUENCES! CON-SEQUENCES! All these god damn, Fuckin consequences...