[Intro] Dear Corona... (yeah) This one's for you... (uh-huh) [Verse 1] Dear Corona, I'm writing you a letter from the inside of my crib Six months deep, beard down to my ribs, watching shows I never did First I thought it was a hoax, then I thought it was a joke Now I'm Lysol-ing my mailbox like the mail got smoke You showed up uninvited like a cousin with no manners Crashed the whole world's party, now we dodging germs like cameras I remember when "going viral" meant a vibe, not a fever Now it's contact tracing, masks, and curtain-twitching neighbors believers [Hook] Dear Corona, you the villain in my movie Microscopic menace turned the whole globe groovy — sadly Spikey little troublemaker, ain't nobody groovin' We just out here in the kitchen, sourdough and stewin' [Verse 2] Dear Corona, you ain't got no chill, no manners, and no master You crashed the economy, the clubs, the concerts, and the laughter Turned grandmas into hermits, turned hugs into a crime Turned "see you soon" into "see you on the other side" of time I'm Zoom-call philosophizin', pretendin' I'm okay Got a beard like a wizard and a sleep schedule all astray But yo — we adapt, we mask up, we wash our hands like ritual We ain't beat yet, we just regroupin', that's the critical [Hook] Dear Corona, you the villain in my movie Microscopic menace turned the whole globe groovy — sadly Spikey little troublemaker, ain't nobody groovin' We just out here in the kitchen, sourdough and stewin' [Verse 3] Dear Corona, update — you ain't run the world no more We cracked the code, we took the shot, we opened up the door Took the masks off slow, like we forgot how faces work Hugged a stranger by mistake, felt the old world surface, jerk But here's the thing you taught us, in your twisted little way Time is not a given, man, it's borrowed by the day So I'm less mad now, more like... grateful for the lesson Wash my hands still out of habit, call it post-traumatic blessing [Outro] Dear Corona — this the last line that I'm sendin' This letter finally got the ending it was tendin' So I'm bobbin' head, world spinnin', still defendin' Sincerely, the whole world — still here, still mendin'
