Goodbye my Heretical Baby (Remix)

[spoken] I still remember, that day in September When I found myself shocked beyond belief My orthodoxic baby, crushed my heart like crazy When she revealed that she doesn't like Gilbert Keith [chorus] Goodbye my heretical no good gal Goodbye un-Chestertonian girl I cant believe I saw that you were reading Shaw You're what's wrong with the world [verse] I cried and I cried when I showed you a leaf and you weren't even struck with wonder at it That was the day I just had to leave So long sayonara I've had it [chorus] Goodbye my heretical no good girl Goodbye un-Chestertonian gal I cant believe I saw that you were reading Shaw I'm about to turn mono-maniacal [verse] O baby what the hell, you're reading HG Wells while ignoring the greatest author of this generation And what's more you're just a cheese and crack-whore You probably like water with aeration [chorus] Goodbye my heretical no good babe Goodbye un-Chestertonian lass I'm seriously appalled, I'm a cross and you're a ball You've made me look like quite an ass [bridge] O just a parenthetic You're more evil than eugenics I bet at the train station you get bored And with you I've the suspicion, Divorce is not just superstition You're cane probably doesn't even have a sword. [chorus] Goodbye my heretical no good babe Goodbye un-Chestertonian lass You'll clear a fence away without asking why it's there You go down a random chimney and hardly even care If a magic milkman gave you a wish a giant you'd become Why because you are G K Chester DUMB.