No Noobs Allowed

[Verse 1] I spent three days learning how to play Practiced every night, got better every day I finally joined your lobby, heart beating fast Thought maybe this time, you’d notice me at last [Pre-Chorus] But then I saw the message pop up on screen “No noobs allowed” in big bold letters, so mean You kicked me out before I could even say hi And I just sat there, staring, wanting to cry [Chorus] No noobs allowed… ノーヌーブス I tried so hard but you kicked me out No noobs allowed… ノーヌーブス I’m not a noob, I just wanted to talk I practiced for hours, I gave it my all But you didn’t even give me a chance at all No noobs allowed… ノーヌーブス Why won’t you let me in? [Verse 2] I was so excited, I even picked a cute name Thought maybe we could play together, maybe feel the same But you just typed “lol noobs” and hit that kick And now I’m sitting here feeling stupid and sick [Pre-Chorus] I know it’s just a game, I know it’s not real But it still hurt more than I thought it would feel I’m trying everything just to get close to you But nothing I do seems to get through [Chorus] No noobs allowed… ノーヌーブス I tried so hard but you kicked me out No noobs allowed… ノーヌーブス I’m not a noob, I just wanted to talk I practiced for hours, I gave it my all But you didn’t even give me a chance at all No noobs allowed… ノーヌーブス Why won’t you let me in? [Bridge] Maybe I’m trying too hard Maybe I should just stop But I can’t help it I really like you a lot [Final Chorus] No noobs allowed… ノーヌーブ