Cooler When You're Bored

[Verse 1] You show up late, wear your ex’s shirt And you hate the band, but you’re still at the merch Leaning on a jukebox like it’s saying your name Sippin' warm gin like it’s all the same [Verse 2] I said hi, you said “sure” Lit a clove, and asked what pain was for You said love’s a scam and I said yeah, true But you kept lookin’ at me like I almost knew [Chorus] You’re cooler when you’re bored Got that “kill me now” award Every eye in the room Wants to be ignored by you I ain’t deep, I ain’t profound But I could lie here while you burn it down You’re cooler, yeah, for sure Cooler when you’re bored [Verse 3] I asked your sign, you said “Guess again” Said you only date girls who say “never men” But your laugh cracked sideways when I played dumb And now we’re passing lies ‘til the bottle’s gone [Chorus] You’re cooler when you’re bored Like a half-sketched Polaroid Every flaw, every stain Feels like part of your campaign I’m not cool, but I’m close To the wreck you want the most You’re cooler, yeah, for sure Cooler when you’re bored [Bridge] There’s a price to pay for your detachment And I’ll front the bill for your distraction You say you feel dead inside that’s cute But I could make you care for a minute or two [Final Chorus] You’re cooler when you’re bored Heart like a vintage Ouija board I say “hello,” you say “why?” And that’s how I lose track of time I’m not lost, I’m just yours In this dive bar Civil War You’re cooler, yeah, for sure Cooler when you’re Cooler when you’re bored