[Verse 1] She's got eternal beauty I only got the stress She'll probably live forever I nearly past this mess She sleeps right through the daylight I wake up way too soon She calls it just a lifestyle Yeah, sure, see you at the moon Family dinners kinda sucks She won't touch the garlic bread Keep saying she's not hungry Sorry sis, the neighbors said you're fed [Chorus] My sister is a vampire Grandma turned into a fay Why am I the normal sibling Who approved my DNA? My sister is a vampire Everybody's got cool powers I'm just [Verse 2] The prince of time We discuss a cult at midnight She sleeps the whole damn day She always knows the answer She's had 300 years She says when I was younger It takes an hour to explain By the time she's done talking We're somehow back again I save the world Nobody even claps She turns into a bat [Chorus] Honestly Can someone clap for me? My sister is a vampire Grandma sparkles like a fay Everybody's got a species I'm just late again My sister is a vampire Everybody's got cool powers I can travel through the timeline She just turns into a bat [Outro] Honestly, she makes me look boring
