I got a mudcrab in my helmet

[Verse 1] I woke in a cave with a bad haircut A suspicious note and a broken nut Some witch yelled, “Hero, pay your dues” So I kicked a skeever out my boots I looted a spoon from a bandit chest Wore a pumpkin helm like a noble crest Then I met a guard with a tragic frown He said, “Pick up that sweet roll, put it down” [Pre-Chorus] Now I’m running north Then I’m running south Got a prophecy In my goblin mouth I got too many quests And a very small map But I’m still here, baby Take that [Chorus] Tamriel, oh Tamriel I’m getting lost and doing well Tamriel, oh Tamriel I got a mudcrab in my helmet Tamriel, oh Tamriel I’m saving worlds and selling spells Tamriel, oh Tamriel I got a mudcrab in my helmet [Verse 2] The mage in town sold me a “rare” disguise It was just two boots and a thousand flies I joined a dungeon with a brave new crew One said, “Stay behind,” I said, “I won’t” We fought a boss in a flaming hall He hit so hard that my pride got small I rolled through traps like a drunken goat Then a healer laughed and saved my throat [Pre-Chorus] Now the dragon’s angry And the moon looks mean I’m one bad joke In a golden dream But I got a sword And a weird old grin If the end comes calling Let me in [Chorus] Tamriel, oh Tamriel I’m getting lost and doing well Tamriel, oh Tamriel I got a mudcrab in my helmet Tamriel, oh Tamriel I’m saving worlds and selling spells Tamriel, oh Tamriel I got a mudcrab in my helmet [Bridge] Ooh, I’ve seen the swamp And the snowy ridge I’ve danced with thieves On a rickety bridge My pockets are full Of junk and fame But every fool here Wants my name [Final Chorus] Tamriel, oh Tamriel I’m getting lost and doing well Tamriel, oh Tamriel I got a mudcrab in my helmet Tamriel, oh Tamriel I’m saving worlds and selling spells Tamriel, oh Tamriel I got a mudcrab in my helmet [Tavern Chant] Hey! Mudcrab crown! Hey! Never sit down! Hey! Tamriel, oh Tamriel! Hey! I’m getting lost and doing well ···©️ 2026 Swami Records ··· Lyrics/Syles by Swami Dave