Jax has got a new place how about the old one? (Townhouse!) (Not a condo!) [Verse 1] Propeller on the wall Cocaine up the nose Luke says "prove it" prove it? Fine, your turn, here goes, here goes Michelle keeps on talking My guard's still up, it's fine Brittany's here sweet-talking Fill my cup, we're doing G cups full of wine Everybody breathe in Everybody breathe out Everyone came for zazen — (So why is everybody shouting?) [Chorus] MOST! UN! ZEN! Party I've ever been to Crystals on the table Bad signs coming through MOST! UN! ZEN! Baby, what did you expect? Fifty-eight million sperm in my hand, man, are worth 69 all in the bush [Post-Chorus] It's not a condo (It's a townhouse) It's not a condo (It's a townhouse) [Verse 2] Beanie-loyal Scrotox, what the hell Zack's gone full cocktail How much time, uh, we got left? Bald Brock in the background Producers having a laugh man Nice little moment, Kristen and Luke — let's just begin begin Everybody breathe in Everybody breathe out Jax starts an apology — (Oh no, what's he talking about?) TED BUNDY DIDN'T KILL 'CAUSE HE WAS DRUNK (What?) (That is not better, Jax.) [Chorus] MOST! UN! ZEN! Party I've ever been to Sage another corner See what that'll do MOST! UN! ZEN! over state the stare out over pay on glam And the camera's still there-there-there there hair La-la-la-la-la There's too much going on La-la-la-la-la And now Dodi's coming on [Bridge] "Call me a whore" "Stop letting her win" I don't know what happened But Zack's goin' in [Final Chorus] Crystals! Cocktails! Cocaine allegations! Babies! Townhouses and relations! i'm in i'm in,of courss i'm fucken in MOST! UN! ZEN! Everybody lose control Ring the little singing bowl Ring the little singing bowl It's not a condo. (It's a townhouse.)
