
I AM HIM [NDC]
[monologue intro] Legends Legends (skrrrt) I wake up early, my crown is made of (plastic) Making coffee for the whole world Scrubbing the floors for the man I am him, the hero (damn) [Chorus] Serving lunch for fans (eating burgers fries shakes) Cleaning out the pans (washing grease off plates) I am the guy, taking out the trash for clams (he is the goat) Saving every single man (helping folks cross streets) I am.. (him) [Verse 1] Clocking in at five, hive mind on the prize honey Selling bread to keep the whole entire town feeling funny (ha ha) Driving the bus, picking up every guy You survived the drive, money, look at me straight in eye Everyday hero (not Marilyn Monroe) ; my neighbor found my supply, drawers full of Snow! I walked up to a man, throw apple pie (dough) People cheering while I fold all the clothes Fixed the toaster for my auntie and her pet (meow!) I am so hard, but still small baguette Shaving my beard, using Gillette, swosh-swosh! I start to bleed, post Russian roulette But I don't care, cause I pay my debt They say that a shaver is what I should get, razor ain't good for Tourette's But this song is not about shaving, let's not forget It's about me (superstar) Brave and (bold) Doing work Boss Big deal Boss Big deal Boss Big deal Boss [Verse 2] Wearing blue, I do it for you, (boss) Pouring stew, I am the glue, (stick sticky) Putting the tires on your car too (skrrt) Buying a round for the crew, Yeah, new shoes for the kids at the zoo (wild life man) I am the guy who will blue (paint house) Fixing the sink and the bathroom for you, plumber king! Hero for you and the whole crew [Pre-chorus] It's him (I am him) Yes It's him (I am him) The every day p.i.m.p (p.i.m.p) The every day p.i.m.p ALRIGHT HERE WE GO! [Chorus] Serving lunch for fans (eating burgers fries shakes) Cleaning out the pans (washing grease off plates) I am the guy, taking out the trash for clams (he is the goat) Saving every single man (helping folks cross streets) I am (him) [Chorus] Serving lunch for fans (yum yum) Cleaning out the pans (scrub scrub) I am the guy, taking out the trash for clams (he is the goat) Saving every single man (helping folks cross streets) I am (him) [Outro] I am him

