[Verse] It was sitting there So lonely So round My one true joy in the office battleground Who snuck in stealthy Who made the grab Left me here hungry Feeling so drab [Chorus] Who stole my slice of boloni Was it you Tony Or you Macaroni I’m watching you Don’t act phony Who stole my slice of boloni [Verse 2] The fridge door creaked like a guilty sigh The Tupperware cracked My heart asked why Was it the boss with his suspicious tie Or Karen with her alibi [Prechorus] Fingerprints on the mustard jar A trail of crumbs that doesn’t go far [Chorus] Who stole my slice of boloni Was it you Tony Or you Macaroni I’m watching you Don’t act phony Who stole my slice of boloni [Bridge] It’s not just meat It’s a piece of my soul A lunchtime dream A sandwich goal If I find you We’ll have a chat You better confess You lunchbox rat
