ICE Barbie

[Intro] Hold up now! Everybody freeze (face already did) It don’t move, brain on skid [Verse 1] She enters the room like a wax museum crime, Face pulled tighter than a federal deadline Botox froze her mid-thought, tragic scene Blink rate zero, stare set to “screen” Bleph-so-nasty eyes locked wide, Like she just saw a ghost—or an ethics guide Neck lift stretched to aerospace spec, Can’t look down, can’t turn left, can’t check her neck Rhinoplasty nose sculpted wide and neat Can’t sniff out truth if it sat on her feet Hair extensions long like a villain cape Tanglin’ in doors as she pivots too late [Pre-Chorus] Mirror says “strong,” echo says “boss” Reality says “girl, you’re lost” Every sentence sounds like it’s been rehearsed Audience of one, her words filled with thirst [Chorus] ICE, ICE, Barbie—hold that pose, Face so tight case is filed as closed ICE, ICE, Barbie—plastic glare More procedures than competence there [Verse 2] Jawline sharp like it’s chiseled from fear Cuts glass clean, can’t cut through “why is she here?” Forehead smooth like a marble slab No wrinkles, no thoughts, no plan, no map Filler migrated, bowels evacuated Common sense officially deported She barks out orders like “Do the thing!” Nobody knows what “the thing” might mean Goons scramble around with expressions blank, Arrestin' a grandma in front of a bank [Pre-Chorus] Extensions swing as she spins to shout Gets caught in a fan—can’t get out Neck won’t bend, brain won’t flex Stuck buffering when faced with “next” [Chorus] ICE, ICE, Barbie—frozen face, It’s legally listed as real estate ICE, ICE, Barbie—strike that sneer Cosplay tyranny, Spirit-Halloween-tier [Bridge] Botox whisperin’ “don’t you feel” While filler screams “none of this is real” Neck lift hums like a guitar string Pulled so tight it starts to sing Rhinoplasty nose like a designer blade Still can’t smell when the plan’s half-baked Bleph eyes open, soul shut down, Windows lit, nobody home in town [Verse 3] Goons march left, she points right They cruise around town, cruelty in sight Performative assholes, slapstick pain Keystone Cops in a fascist play She declares victory, confetti drops It’s just shredded memos and jawline mocks History’s filming, wide-angle lens, Zoomin’ in on the absurdity of it all again [Final Chorus] ICE, ICE, Barbie—end the show Filler melts when the spotlights go ICE, ICE, Barbie—no encore plea The mask slips off in HD [Outro] Curtain falls, face still tight Stuck in a snarl all through the night No lift, no fill, no surgical art Can install a spine or download a heart Just a frozen mask, permanently staged Named ICE Barbie— Error 404: Authority Not Found