Four lads crammed in, our Escort's a state. Gear piled high, nae room for debate. First stop, Glasgow, the crowd was pure wild. Punk anthems roared, chaos beguiled. Partied til dawn, nae thought for the rest. Glasgow’s punks, they’re always the best. Wi’ heads still poundin’, we hit the road, Didn’t ken the madness that’d soon explode. [chorus] Far, far fae Edinburgh We are on our way! From one gig to anotha- A tour in disarray! Next stop Newcastle, but fate said, “Naw,” Blizzard hit hard, we’re frozen tae the craw. Tire went flat, hands froze stiff, Nearly lost the plot, what a bloody tiff. Made it late, but the venue was smashed, Angry punters, the cops had dashed. Kept our heads low, we skedaddled fast, On tae the next, no time tae crash. [chorus] Far, far fae Edinburgh We are on our way! From one gig to anotha- A tour in disarray! [guitar solo] Skint and starving, nae cash tae spend, Our singer said, “I’ll nick us some blend.” He grabbed some food, but the rozzers came, Chucked him in the cell, such a bloody shame. The bassist sang that night, but he kent nowt, The crowd was too drunk tae care or shout. We made it through wi’ pure dumb luck, Punk rock life, aye, it’s run amok. [chorus] Far, far fae Edinburgh We are on our way! From one gig to anotha- A tour in disarray! Sold a guitar tae spring him free, Bail paid up, we hit the A3. Lost in London, nae clue where tae go, Leicester Square’s chaos, a right shit show. Bought some wine, sat tae gather our heads, London punks saved us, legends they bred. Final gig smashed, the tour a riot, Punk rock glory, nae way tae deny it. [chorus 2x] Far, far fae Edinburgh We are on our way! From one gig to anotha- A tour in disarray!
