# Saddle Up Your Horse **Verse 1** Saddle up your horse, the pickup’s out of gas, The bank took the trailer and the tractor couldn’t pass. My boots are made in China, my hat was bought online, But I still yell “yee-haw” like the old frontier is mine. **Chorus** Saddle up your horse, ride proudly into town, There’s a drive-thru at the saloon and the Wi-Fi’s breaking down. We’re rugged individuals, all dressed exactly the same, Saddle up your horse — and don’t forget to tag my name. **Verse 2** The sheriff sells insurance, the outlaw runs the bank, The preacher owns a jet ski and the river smells like paint. The cowboy talks of freedom from his air-conditioned chair, While his smart fridge orders bacon and his robot cuts his hair. **Chorus** Saddle up your horse, ride proudly into town, There’s a drive-thru at the saloon and the Wi-Fi’s breaking down. We’re rugged individuals, all dressed exactly the same, Saddle up your horse — and don’t forget to tag my name. **Bridge** We don’t need no government, Except when crops are dry, Or roads need fixing, banks start sinking, Or the cattle somehow die. We stand alone together, With a sponsor on each sleeve, Selling handmade authenticity In bulk for Christmas Eve. **Verse 3** Grandpa fought the weather, Dad fought income tax, I fight strangers on the internet while lying on my back. My horse is fully electric, my saddle has a screen, It tracks my miles, my mood, my sleep, and every jelly bean. **Final Chorus** Saddle up your horse, let the marketing begin, Buy a rugged cowboy lifestyle with a payment plan built in. We’re rebels by subscription, independent for a fee, Saddle up your horse — terms and conditions may apply to thee. **Outro** So saddle up your horse, Though you’ve nowhere left to roam. The frontier’s now a parking lot, And the algorithm knows you’re home.
