[Verse] Struttin' down the street, paws clappin' like some drumsticks, Eyes shootin' lasers, make your shades do backflips. Coat fluffy, lookin' like a polar vortex, Bringin' the heat, apocalypse complex. [Chorus] The Great Finnish Lapphund, world destroyer, no doubt, Lasers from his eyes, watch the fire break out. No leash can hold him, unleash the hound's might, From Helsinki to L.A., spreadin' fright night. [Verse] Barkin' louder than thunder in a storm cloud, Tail swishin' like a scythe, cuttin' through the crowd. Iron jaws, chomp through steel and gates, Invasion now, no time for high stakes debates. [Chorus] The Great Finnish Lapphund, world destroyer, no doubt, Lasers from his eyes, watch the fire break out. No leash can hold him, unleash the hound's might, From Helsinki to L.A., spreadin' fright night. [Bridge] Running through the cities, topple towers with a glance, Dance of doom, ain’t nobody got a chance. Claws diggin' deep, rupturin' the ground, To the Great Finnish Lapphund, all must bow down. [Chorus] The Great Finnish Lapphund, world destroyer, no doubt, Lasers from his eyes, watch the fire break out. No leash can hold him, unleash the hound's might, From Helsinki to L.A., spreadin' fright night.
