[verse] big steak, cold beer, church folk, dead deer it’s all good but I’m not done… I got Chesterton [chorus] Hallelu, I got the red white and blue, You know what else? I got my lip packed with chew, you know it’s the best, but can you guess what’s even bester son? I got GK Chesterton! When I read Chesterton it’s like I’m in heaven, if I could have any gun it’d be a GK-47 And if GKC was listed on the SMP I’d be an invester, son — I need GK Chesterton! [verse] Hot wife, good dog, great kids, Almighty God, But none of them stack up at number one… That’s GK Chesterton [chorus] God blessed America and Uncle Sam, but I pledge allegiance to the Everlasting Man! If I could start an island nation what would the capitol be? You guessed it, son! It'd be Cape Chesterton! I got the Man Who was Thursday, the Ball and the Cross, Tremendous Trifles all piled up in a box, but if someone tries to steal’em from me I’ll have’em arrested son! Don’t you touch my GK Chesterton! [bridge] Chesterton is the besterton He’s a cut above all of the resterton I can feel it deep in my chesterton I wish GKC was my ancestor-ton If we were cousins I’d be at risk of Incesterton That’s how much I love Chesterton [chorus] Hallelu, I got the red white and blue, You know what else? I got my lip packed with chew, you know it’s the best, but can you guess what’s even bester son? I got GK Chesterton! When I read Chesterton it’s like I’m in heaven, if I could have any gun it’d be a GK-47 And if GKC was listed on the SMP I’d be an invester, son — I need GK Chesterton! God blessed America and Uncle Same, but I pledge allegiance to the Everlasting Man! If I could start an island nation what would the capitol be? You guessed it, son! It'd be Cape Chesterton! I got the Man Who was Thursday, the Ball and the Cross, Tremendous Trifles all piled up in a box, but if someone tries to steal’em from me I’ll have’em arrested son! Don’t you touch my GK Chesterton! He’s the besterton We’re so blessed-er-ton to read GK Chesterton
