[Intro] YEEEHAW! GRAB THE GREASE, BOY! TONIGHT WE DIE FOR FREEDOM, MOTHERFUCKER! [Verse 1] Boots slam down on the dirt, ribs rattlin’ Grease-drip fingers, artery battlin’ Double-stack burger with a bucket of pride Take one bite— CHEST LOCKS UP, AND I SEE THE SKY WIDE Eagle screech dives through my skull Stars swirl red, white, brutal and dull Collapse in the lot by my pickup truck Paramedic yells— “HE ATE TOO MUCH!” (LIKE I GIVE A FUCK!) [Pre-Break] Heart twitch Pulse ditch Jaw grit I DROP LIKE A BRICK-SHITTIN’... [Breakdown 1] BANG—BANG—BANG—MY CHEST GIVES OUT Stars explode while I thrash and shout BANG—BANG—BANG—GET THE PADDLES READY Grease on my lips, vision shakin’ unsteady SHOOT ME BACK TO LIFE SHOOT ME BACK TO FUCKIN’ LIFE [Chorus] BORN IN A BURGER JOINT, DIED IN THE PARKING LOT EAGLE SCREECH CUTS THROUGH MY THOUGHTS GREASE-FILLED VEINS START TO THAW YEEEEHAW! I’M BACK FOR MORE, DAMN IT! I AM THE STAR-SPANGLED HEARTSTOPPER ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE, ONE IN THE HONOR REVIVED ON THE ASPHALT, SCREAMIN’ AND PAWING THE AMERICAN DREAM’S TOO DAMN TEMPTING TO FALL IN [Verse 2] Wake up choking on freedom fumes Fries still stuck in my throat, I resume Stumble to my feet, shirt soaked in fate I AIN’T DONE—LOAD THE FUCKIN’ PLATE Cowboy grin with a second wind rising Doctors beg me, “stop,” but I’m improvising Dip my pain in barbecue sin IF THE DREAM DON’T KILL ME, I’LL TRY AGAIN, BITCH [Bridge] Eagle overhead screaming bloody joy I am reborn, greasy golden boy Chest stitched up but I’m standin’ tall PUT MY FUCKIN’ NAME ON MOUNT RUSHMORE’S WALL [Breakdown 2] YEEE— RIBS CRACK OPEN LIKE A FIREWORK YEEE—HAAAWW LET MY SOUL DRIP DOWN THE SHIRT I DIED FOR A BURGER I ROSE FOR A DREAM A HEART ATTACK CAN’T STOP THIS FUCKING FREE FREE—FREE—FREE—FREE TILL MY ARTERIES SCREAM IT [Final Chorus] Swipe my card, load the tray, give me fate If I drop again, that’s just great Eagle shrieks while angels cry But AMERICA says “GIT UP AND FUCKIN’ TRY” Grease crown, flag cape, lungs on fire Revived in a flash like a patriot choir Write this down when I finally fall clean: “HE DIED EATIN’ FAST FOOD — LIVED THE AMERICAN DREAM, GODDAMN.” [Outro] Yeehaw… Load the sauce… Let freedom clog my heart… One… more… motherfuckin’ time…
