MY DOG ATE MY SHOE!” — The Fusion Five®

🎤 LYRICS [Intro — Funny Bluegrass Banjo + Light Afrobeat Drums + Dog Bark] [Male Lead — confused, spoken] Wait a minute… Where is my shoe? [Female Lead — spoken] Your shoe? [Male Lead] YES! My shoe! [Member 3 — playful] Uh-oh! [Dog Bark — “WOOF! WOOF!”] [Member 5 — dramatic whisper] I think we know where it went… [Comedy Pause] [Female Lead] Look behind you! [Big Banjo Hit] [All Five] MY DOG ATE MY SHOE! [Verse 1 — Member 1 Male Lead + Playful Banjo] I woke up in the morning, Got myself dressed, Reached down for my sneaker, But I only found the rest! I checked under the table, I checked beside the chair, Then I saw my little dog Just sitting over there! [Dog Bark] He looked so innocent, He looked so sweet, But something in his mouth Looked suspiciously like feet! [Female Lead — shocked] That is NOT a treat! [Male Lead] That is my shoe! [Member 3] Bro! [Member 4] He really chewed it! [All] OH NO! [Pre-Chorus — Female Lead + Call-and-Response] [Female Lead] Who took the shoe? [Members 2, 3, 4, 5] THE DOG! [Female Lead] Who chewed the shoe? [All] THE DOG! [Female Lead] Who looks innocent? [All] THE DOG! [Female Lead] Who did it?! [All — Big Hit] THE DOG! [Dog Bark] WOOF! WOOF! 🔥 [BIG CHORUS — ALL FIVE] [Full Afrobeat Groove + Banjo + Group Harmonies] MY DOG ATE MY SHOE! OH NO! WHAT DO I DO? MY DOG ATE MY SHOE! HE CHEWED IT RIGHT IN TWO! [Male Lead] I bought it yesterday! [Female Lead] He chewed it today! [Member 3] Now my brand-new sneaker— [Member 4] Is a chew-toy anyway! [All Five] MY DOG ATE MY SHOE! HEY! HEY! HEY! [Dog Bark] WOOF! 🎤 [VERSE 2 — Female Lead] I said, “Doggy, why'd you do it?” [Dog Bark] He said, “Woof!” I said, “You know that wasn't food!” [Dog Bark] He said, “Woof!” I said, “You owe me a new pair!” [Dog Bark] He said, “Woof!” I said, “You're not even sorry!” [Dog Bark — proud] WOOF! [Member 5] HE'S NOT SORRY! 😂 [COMEDY DIALOGUE — Spoken] [Male Lead] Give me the shoe. [Female Lead] Drop it. [Male Lead] Drop the shoe. [Female Lead — serious] DROP. THE. SHOE. [Comedy Silence] [Dog Growl — playful] [Member 3] Uh-oh. [Member 4] He's thinking about it. [Dog Bark] [Male Lead] He's running! [Female Lead] RUN! 🪕🥁 [INSTRUMENTAL BREAK — FAST BANJO + AFROBEAT] [Fast bluegrass banjo solo] [Afrobeat percussion builds] [Dog Bark rhythmically] [Members shout] HEY! HEY! HEY! GO! GO! GO! [Banjo Run] [Beat Drop] 👑 [CROWNSTEP™ DANCE BREAK — ALL FIVE + DOG] [Heavy Afrobeat Dance Groove] [All] CROWN TAP! [Heel Kick] HEEL KICK! [Side Glide] SIDE GLIDE! [Shoulder Bounce] SHOULDER BOUNCE! [Member 1] REIGN TURN! [All] CROWN POSE! [Beat Drop] [Dog Bark] WOOF! WOOF! [All] MY DOG ATE MY SHOE! [Banjo + Afrobeat Explosion] CROWNSTEP™! CROWNSTEP™! CROWNSTEP™! 🎤 [RAP BREAK — Member 4] [Playful Hip-Hop Beat + Banjo] Yo! I had two shoes, now I got one, My little dog thought chewing was fun! Leather on the floor, laces everywhere, He looked at me like, “What? I wasn't there!” [Member 2] You better buy another pair! [Member 4] 'Cause that sneaker ain't repair! [Member 3] But before you blame the dog today— [Member 4 — dramatic] LOOK! [Comedy Pause] He's got the— [All] OTHER ONE! [Huge Hit] [Dog Bark] WOOF! 😂 🙏 [GOSPEL-SOUL BRIDGE — MEMBER 5 LEAD + ALL HARMONIES] [Music drops down] [Member 5 — soulful] Sometimes life gets crazy… Sometimes things go wrong… [Female Lead] Sometimes your favorite shoe… [Male Lead] Doesn't make it through the song! [All Five — Harmonies] But we laugh together, We dance together, We keep moving on! [Member 5] Even when the dog— [All — Building] EATS YOUR SHOOOOOE! 🔥🔥 [FINAL CHORUS — FULL FUSION FIVE®] [Full Band Returns — Banjo + Afrobeat + Dance-Pop + Gospel Choir] MY DOG ATE MY SHOE! OH NO! WHAT DO I DO? MY DOG ATE MY SHOE! HE CHEWED IT RIGHT IN TWO! [Male Lead] I lost my left! [Female Lead] I lost my righ