"Okay, let's lighten it up with a fuckin' dance number..." "Careful in the fuckin' mosh-pit. Geppetto!!!!!" Yip yi-haaaaaaaaa!!!! [INTRO] Your wooden boy met Toby Bones in the alley by the piss-stained cones. They played with matches while I played with you. Licked off your varnish, slick and new. "Yip huh yahhhhh!" "Yi-hahahaaaa!" [VERSE 1] You smelled like pine and sawdust heap, With sap-stained hands and promises cheap. You said, “I carve-a the wood, I make-a the toys,” But I lathe the grain off the hardest joys. You sanded smooth my timbered thighs, I saw the workshop in your eyes. You wound my hips like cuckoo clocks, And begged to fill my music box. [REFRAIN] Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppeppy-Toe Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppetto—OH. Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppeppy-Toe Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppetto—OHHH! [VERSE 2] You stripped your tools of all regret You prayed to be my marionette You fixed the peg inside the gap A cricket watched me ride your lap You groaned and gripped my speckled knots You made your wish upon my spots For flesh to stiffen into pine— And flood my cleft with turpentine. [REFRAIN] Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppeppy-Toe Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppetto—OH. Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppeppy-Toe Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppetto—OHHH! "Gep, Geppeppy! WHOOP!" [BRIDGE] You drove your nail Into my frame You gave me "love" And I gave you stain And every clock you couldn’t fix Just watched me grind against your fuckin' stick! [VERSE 3] You offered strings—I left them slack Your splinters pressed against my back “Geppy,” I said, “you wished too hard— You fuck a star, it leaves a scar.” You carved a doll and named it Me You stroked her snout in effigy I twirled your 'stache, I flicked your twig— I winked, and left, and snatched your last fig. [REFRAIN] Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppeppy-Toe Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppetto—OH. Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppeppy-Toe Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppetto—OHHH! Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppeppy-Toe Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppetto—OH. Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppeppy-Toe Geppy-Peppy-Petto Gep-Geppetto—OHHH! [OUTRO] “Thanks for the wood. Thanks for the fuckin' figs. Geppity-Peppity… You old pervert.” "Yah hah hah haaah!!!!!" "Fuckin' Disney puppet maker... HA!"
