[verse 1] See our moon's unchanging face? Ever wonder why that's so? The moon we see does not exist It was stolen long ago. Our lizard leaders tricked us all They light up our night skies! A hologram to keep us calm I see right through their lies! [chorus 1] My laptop's full of secrets! Let me show you the true deal! When the photo looks so blurry, That's how you know it's real! The facts are plain as day! I know this to be true! Don't believe me, that's ok! I believe *for* you! [verse 2] Bigfoot isn't real That's what they all tell me But if that's true then please explain That fuzzy shape I see The northern light's are a signal That only I can spy! It says that you should heed my words This tinfoil doesn't lie! [chorus 2] My head is full of secrets! You think it's all a scheme! You can't dissuade my thinking I've seen it in a dream! The truth is all around us! Known only to those few! Trust no one, except for me! I know much more than you! [bridge] Keanu built the pyramids He's been here all along Crop circles tell the UFO's Which wifi to sign on I know you have your doubts I'll admit I've had a few But I've wasted my whole life If these things were never true [final chorus] My life is full of secrets! Let me show you the true deal! When the photo looks so blurry, That's how you know it's real! The truth is all around us! Known only to those few! If you *still* think this is all insane, My God, they've gotten to you!
