I use to cough a lot kop kops and cough drops but since ma balls dropped got dropped off at the cop shop, mi gran use to say It aint the cough that carries you off but the coffin they carry you off in said it way too often like it was funny or summet was way back When da was no signs o stopping till she popped them cloggs or kick the bucket or sum-fing lucky i had the locket until a stopped sucking it then mi gran tuck-it on her way to Nan-tucket liftin aloft coz sumt'in' is off, a set a light to the goth coz the sucker smells off the fuckin boffs still scoff when dey suckin on the toffs when ya stuck in the limelight a need a remind ya to stop looking in hindsight you just shite if ya don't learn how to fight right in foresight I think al be alright like i was flying way high was on-fire that night, like literally coz Bonfire Night am the guy fork guy burn till a die guy yea that burn in hell guy who don't cry why, cuz am under the balaclava, mi Granny knitted it, bin itchy as nits since an bin in it like, what a palaver head as red as a guava scratchin' mi rashes till dey hot as lava Ah Penny for the guy hey Nah a pennys just fine I need money cuz am starving n am starving all the time Cum Riiide on mi penny farvin It's alriiight was gift from mi father when he wasn't father-in when he'd rather drink with a friday-fling, sleep tight wi dat minge-fing of a wife dat jackie thing call that a father ad be better with dahmer, Coz cum sunday noon al be choppin that chop like a carver...ree Me n ma bruv see was togevva like a twix id wrap him in gold then he snapped n that was it Drove to the sticks for the quickest of fix R'member me n Becks in the back wi the liquorice sticks Black Jack, black tongue, black puddin', black bricks Give stick to my bitch n al hit-ya With a spoonful of mixture from mi Granny's elixir Cough, Nah, I'm just clearin' me throat before I spit on ya Ring a ring o' roses, pocket full of Lockets Atishoo, atishoo, atishooooooo cough drop to coffin drop It aint the cough that carries you off It's the coffin man the coffin man and the coffin's comin' often (cough, cough, coffin) coz it such a tough day drinking coffee wi toffee a rather rough day for a so called softy scoffing ya face nah weren't wey, ya not hurt see another work week and t'day is a so bleak day n another off day my uncle Dick use to spit bout how shit it is to work in the sticks its your choice and you chose the pits, so no pitty for ya, its got gritty for ya, all shitty for ya, oh poor ya Where there's muck there's brass where there's brass there's a mask Hear all, see all, say nowt, eat all, sup all, pay nowt, child support to a wild report to waving at the airport ya off to another resort Mam said if the ice cream van's playin' music it's all sold out So I shout, ‘whats that all about’ its sunny out now and a need a ninetyt-niner, clout mi ear was raspin in the car listenin to rasputin, mum an dad dancin me in the back o the car fastin relaxing looking at this life I was cast in Who designed this who is it who behind this who’s takin the piss Is it god like up there living the fond life while im switched on to the livin the off life Bin off games, off school, off me trolley, off me head Cuz mentally I'm officially dead Bin spoon fed meds holdin Medusa;'s head by the dreads Cuz that the real killer, the fuckin thought filler Stuffing on nuthin and fillin mi head full of thoughts that mean nuthin ruffing it out every night though chucking it out cuz i want full clout till the day i tap out Cot, cough to coffin, that's the lot, that's the whole of it, no stoppin, thats clock an its tick-tockin' Still It aint the cough that carries you off luv it's the coffin Oh do you know the Coffin Man, the Coughin' Man, the Coffin Man Oh do you know the Coffin Man who lives down mi granny's lane Ring a ring o' roses, pocket full of Lockets Atishoo, atishoo, atishooooooo) cough drop to coffin drop It aint the cough that carries you off, luv It's the coffin man the coffin man, luv, and the coffin's comin' often (cough, cough, coffin) Oh do you know the Coffin Man, the Coughin' Man, the Coffin Man Oh do you know the Coffin Man who lives down …….
