Friday gets the movies, Friday gets the hype. Jason in a mask, Screaming in the night! Everybody panics, Locking up the door. Friday gets the drama, Friday gets the gore! What about Tuesday? Tuesday thirteen! Where is our horror? Where is our scream? Same spooky numbers, Zero respect! Poor old Tuesday, Completely neglected! Monday is a bummer, Wednesday is the hump. Tuesday’s in the middle, Sitting in a dump. Add a little thirteen, Give the day a chance! Why does only Friday Get the spooky dance? Check the ancient calendar, Look at every sign! Thirteen is a rebel number, Destined to align! Why is it forbidden Only once a week? Give us scary Tuesdays, That's justice we seek! What about Tuesday? Tuesday thirteen! Where is our horror? Where is our scream? Same spooky numbers, Zero respect! Poor old Tuesday, Completely neglected! No movie series, No tacos at night, Just boring emails And fluorescent light! Justice for Tuesday! Make it a trend. Friday’s overrated, The bias must end!
