Battle of the sexes

[Title: Battle of the Sexes]

[Intro – Both]
(M) So… men are simple, right?
(F) Yeah. Simple problems, complex excuses.
(M) Wow, starting aggressive already.
(F) Equality, babe.

[Verse 1 – Dialogue: Stereotypes]
(M) You say men don’t talk about feelings.
(F) You say “I’m fine” and go play videogames.
(M) Because silence is peace.
(F) Because avoidance is your superpower, please.

(F) You can’t find things right in front of your face.
(M) You own 300 things and still say “I got nothing to wear today”.
(F) That’s called style.
(M) That’s called fashion bankruptcy.

[Chorus – Both (Together, friendly)]
(Both) We joke, we fight, we talk too loud,
different worlds but same damn crowd.
You’re not wrong, I’m not right,
we’re just humans in a stereotype fight.
(Both) Laugh it off, don’t take it serious,
love is weird and kinda hilarious.

[Verse 2 – Dialogue: Money & Logic]
(F) Men think emotions are “overrated”.
(M) Women think every problem needs to be “talked about and complicated”.
(F) Because feelings matter.
(M) Because solutions exist faster.

(M) I say “just fix it”.
(F) I say “but how do you feel about it?”
(M) I feel like I wanna fix it.
(F) Congratulations, emotional range: screwdriver.

[Chorus – Both]
(Both) We joke, we fight, we talk too loud,
different worlds but same damn crowd.
You’re not wrong, I’m not right,
we’re just humans in a stereotype fight.
(Both) Laugh it off, don’t take it serious,
love is weird and kinda hilarious.

[Verse 3 – Dialogue: Memory & Drama]
(M) You remember stuff from ten years ago.
(F) You forget what I said ten minutes ago.
(M) My brain deletes trauma.
(F) Your brain deletes important data.

(F) You never ask for directions.
(M) You ask for advice from five friends and still ignore all suggestions.
(F) That’s called emotional research.
(M) That’s called decision paralysis deluxe.

[Bridge – Roast but playful]
(F) Men think they’re logical.
(M) Women think they’re always right.
(F) Men say “it’s not that deep”.
(M) Women say “it’s deeper than life”.
(Both) Maybe both of us are just a mess.

[Final Chorus – Both (Big, united)]
(Both) We joke, we fight, we mess it up,
different minds but same in love.
You’re not wrong, I’m not right,
we’re just learning how to survive each other’s type.
(Both) Laugh it off, don’t be furious,
love is chaos but still glorious.

[Outro – Both, laughing]
(M) So who’s better, men or women?
(F) Obviously women.
(M) Obviously not.
(Both) Obviously… we need each other.

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[Title: Battle of the Sexes] [Intro – Both] (M) So… men are simple, right? (F) Yeah. Simple problems, complex excuses. (M) Wow, starting aggressive already. (F) Equality, babe. [Verse 1 – Dialogue: Stereotypes] (M) You say men don’t talk about feelings. (F) You say “I’m fine” and go play videogames. (M) Because silence is peace. (F) Because avoidance is your superpower, please. (F) You can’t find things right in front of your face. (M) You own 300 things and still say “I got nothing to wear today”. (F) That’s called style. (M) That’s called fashion bankruptcy. [Chorus – Both (Together, friendly)] (Both) We joke, we fight, we talk too loud, different worlds but same damn crowd. You’re not wrong, I’m not right, we’re just humans in a stereotype fight. (Both) Laugh it off, don’t take it serious, love is weird and kinda hilarious. [Verse 2 – Dialogue: Money & Logic] (F) Men think emotions are “overrated”. (M) Women think every problem needs to be “talked about and complicated”. (F) Because feelings matter. (M) Because solutions exist faster. (M) I say “just fix it”. (F) I say “but how do you feel about it?” (M) I feel like I wanna fix it. (F) Congratulations, emotional range: screwdriver. [Chorus – Both] (Both) We joke, we fight, we talk too loud, different worlds but same damn crowd. You’re not wrong, I’m not right, we’re just humans in a stereotype fight. (Both) Laugh it off, don’t take it serious, love is weird and kinda hilarious. [Verse 3 – Dialogue: Memory & Drama] (M) You remember stuff from ten years ago. (F) You forget what I said ten minutes ago. (M) My brain deletes trauma. (F) Your brain deletes important data. (F) You never ask for directions. (M) You ask for advice from five friends and still ignore all suggestions. (F) That’s called emotional research. (M) That’s called decision paralysis deluxe. [Bridge – Roast but playful] (F) Men think they’re logical. (M) Women think they’re always right. (F) Men say “it’s not that deep”. (M) Women say “it’s deeper than life”. (Both) Maybe both of us are just a mess. [Final Chorus – Both (Big, united)] (Both) We joke, we fight, we mess it up, different minds but same in love. You’re not wrong, I’m not right, we’re just learning how to survive each other’s type. (Both) Laugh it off, don’t be furious, love is chaos but still glorious. [Outro – Both, laughing] (M) So who’s better, men or women? (F) Obviously women. (M) Obviously not. (Both) Obviously… we need each other.

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