[Intro] (Oh, ah-oh) (Oh, ah-oh) (Oh, ah-oh) (Oh, oh, oh, oh) [Verse] It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't looking Kelly had a fat ass and some trouble was cooking She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight I fell in love with him but he wasn't in my life The teacher gave me notes to go and give Kelly She was kissing Brandon, I got jelly I wanted to be in her shoes for one day I just waited till recess to make her pay [Chorus] Mommy, why do I feel sad? Should I give him away or feel this bad? No, no, no, don't you choke Daddy chimed in, go for the throat For the throat, for-for the throat Daddy chimed in