[INTRO] "Kitchen is closed." "Kitchen is closed." "...You are not supposed to be here." "Order up." [VERSE 1] Back door locked, oven hot Every pan is in its proper spot Flames burn blue, burners glow This is my kitchen, where did you go? Flour on the counter Knife on the board Timer keeps ticking I am getting bored Footsteps running through my floor Someone opened up the kitchen door You smell like fear You taste like sweat I haven't decided what you're gonna get [HOOK] Order up Order up What are you gonna be? Order up Order up What's the recipe? Burger? Stew? Roast? Pie? I don't know But something's going inside Order up Order up Kitchen belongs to me [VERSE 2] Maybe I'll fry you Maybe I'll bake Maybe I'll put you on a plate Maybe some seasoning Maybe some salt Maybe this whole thing is Jimmy's fault Too big for a sandwich Too thin for a roast Could make a casserole Could make some toast No That won't do Let's try again Soup in the pot Heat turned high Something in there doesn't look right Timer rings Oven opens Recipe says "Something's missing" [PRE-HOOK] "What are you?" "Chicken?" "No." "Beef?" "No." "Fish?" "No." "...Hmm." [HOOK] Order up Order up What are you gonna be? Order up Order up What's the recipe? Burger? Stew? Roast? Pie? I don't know But something's going inside Order up Order up Kitchen belongs to me [VERSE 3] You ran into my freezer Bad decision Cold room No permission Boxes stacked Meat on ice I can hear you breathing That's not very nice Come back here Don't make a mess Running around increases stress I've got a cleaver I've got a pan I've got everything a cook could need Except a plan You're an unusual ingredient Strange little thing No category No proper label Nothing on the menu Nothing on the table Jimmy never told me What to do with you So I'll improvise [BRIDGE] "Chef's special?" "No." "Today's special?" "No." "House special?" "Absolutely not." "Then what are you?" [BREAK] Chop Chop Chop Slice Dice Dice Heat Steam Fry Cook Cook Cook Still don't know What you are [VERSE 4] Maybe I'll make something nobody's tried Something Jimmy can put outside "NEW SPECIAL" "LIMITED TIME" Put your picture on the sign Maybe they'll come back Maybe they'll dine Maybe you're soup Maybe you're meat Maybe you're something Nobody should eat But I know one thing And I know it well You entered my kitchen Now you're part of the menu [FINAL HOOK] Order up Order up What are you gonna be? Order up Order up Chef's specialty Burger? Stew? Roast? Pie? I don't know But I'm gonna try Order up Order up Kitchen belongs to me Order up Order up GET BACK HERE [OUTRO] "Please remain in the kitchen." "The chef is preparing your meal." "...I just need to decide what meal."
