[Verse] No ham on my pizza yeah that's my code Don't need it weighing me down on this road Give me the cheese give me the crust Skip that pork it's a must it's a must [Chorus] No ham no way that's my claim Keep it off my slice keep it plain Load me with veggies pile 'em high But no ham on my pizza pie [Verse 2] I roll with peppers and a little spice Some mushrooms and olives oh that's nice Tomatoes dancing on a sea of red But ham on pizza no I'd rather shred [Chorus] No ham no way that's my claim Keep it off my slice keep it plain Load me with veggies pile 'em high But no ham on my pizza pie [Bridge] Pepperoni's fine pineapple's sweet But ham's not welcome it can't compete My taste buds riot they can't contain Keep your ham it's driving me insane [Chorus] No ham no way that's my claim Keep it off my slice keep it plain Load me with veggies pile 'em high But no ham on my pizza pie
