Hey, this is our Global Party! Who do you think you are? Don't even start! Rules? They're for losers, baby! I'm the main character in this crazy movie! Borders don't exist, you're in a swoon (ooh) That dusty treaty? Just paper to me (uh-huh) Wherever I go, it's my personal hotel A president detained? Hype merch based on it! A shady deal? You're fired, period! Follow me — I'll make the country great again... what? That green island, I want it so bad! Gift it to me — I'll be your best friend! (Maybe a trade?) My anger's a hurricane, you can't withstand it! The whole world is my sandbox, and you're all just toys! You're my GLOBAL V.I.P.! (V.I.P!) Breaking every rule I see! Deals that can't stay in the dark! Go wait in the back room, I'm truly sorry~ You're my GLOBAL V.I.P.! (Chaos, yeah!) My style is flawless! (So cute!) Wanted an island — just tweeted it! What happens tomorrow? Who cares? I'm free! (Ta-ta-ta-ta International Law, boom!) (Ta-ta-ta-ta Just break it all, zoom!) (Ta-ta-ta-ta I do what I want, wow!) (Who are you? I'm the KING here!) Resolutions in the sky, I'll scatter them like dust! (Storm) The wise men shout: "That's just a crime, no discussion!" Whatever they say — my way is the only one! The truth can't hide? Fake news, darling, number one! Map's outdated? I'll draw a brand new line! My moment in the spotlight — bright, like a dirty trick! That green island, I want it so bad! Gift it to me — I'll be your best friend! (Maybe a trade?) My anger's a hurricane, you can't withstand it! The whole world is my sandbox, and you're all just toys! You're my GLOBAL V.I.P.! (V.I.P!) Breaking every rule I see! Deals that can't stay in the dark! Go wait in the back room, I'm truly sorry~ You're my GLOBAL V.I.P.! (Chaos, yeah!) My style is flawless! (So cute!) Wanted an island — just tweeted it! What happens tomorrow? Who cares? I'm free! My signature... on every broken norm... Diplomacy is boring... I move like a swarm... Treaties are like napkins... use them, then they're torn... The villain in your story? That's just how I was born! YO! Check my attitude! The Vienna Convention? Just a backdrop, dude! Sanctions? Ha! Another feud! I'm the art of the rude deal, worldwide intruder! "Sorry-not-sorry" is my favorite line! My heart wants what it wants, and I'm always fine! GLOBAL V.I.P.! "State Department on hold... It's gonna be yuge..."


