[Verse 1] City in flames, shadows falling from the sky, Aliens are raging, destroying our dreams, oh my. Duke returns, with a cigar in the corner of his mouth, "It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all outta gum." – echoes out loud. [Chorus] Duke Nukem, legend of the nineties, Slices aliens to bits, no time for niceties. With a shotgun in hand, muscles of steel, "Come get some!" – Duke shouts, making enemies reel. [Verse 2] Pig cops flee, cycloids tremble with fear, Duke rushes forward, no time for a tear, with grace and cheer. Holoduke and jetpack, arsenal fully loaded, "Damn, I'm good!" – Duke shouts, as enemies are goaded. [Chorus] Duke Nukem, legend of the nineties, Slices aliens to bits, no time for niceties. With a shotgun in hand, muscles of steel, "Come get some!" – Duke shouts, making enemies reel. [Bridge] "Yo, She-bitch...let's go!" – he calls, as battle nears, Duke sips a beer, before he faces his fears. With a rocket launcher in hand, ready to fight, "Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!" – Duke exclaims, as enemies take flight. [Chorus] Duke Nukem, legend of the nineties, Slices aliens to bits, no time for niceties. With a shotgun in hand, muscles of steel, "Come get some!" – Duke shouts, making enemies reel. [Outro] "Hail to the king, baby!" – Duke roars into the night, Aliens fall like ripe fruit, a victorious sight. With a smile on his face, he marches on with pride, "Yeah, pieces of cake" – Duke adds, and never hides.
