BERSERKER-BIT by B. Vidal ft Diógenes

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B. Vidal

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hard rock, rap metal, industrial candombe, stadium rock

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##THE PATH OF THE ZAP##

The Path of the Zap is the martial art of entropy. It doesn't strike flesh, but the latency between being and the bit. Using a punk catalyst (a flyswatter, a tuning fork, or a spoon) the practitioner tunes into the 33Hz of chaos to crush reality's bugs. It’s an absurd dance where every "click-zap" is a rhythmic exorcism. If existence is a fly buzzing in the void, you are the executioner with the bismuth crown. Subtle as an axe-blow, deep as an infinite loop. To the bread, bread, and to the glitch... zap!

By Nifume 🥂🧙‍♂️

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[Intro]
[Sound of an axe being sharpened on a spinning stone: Grrrrind-shhh! Sudden silence. Then, a CRUSHING, dry Hard Rock riff drops: DUN-DUN-DAAA!]
[Baltasar - Shouting]
You want Orrrderrr? I got CHAOS!
You want the Loop? I got the AXE!
Roll forrr initiative, ñerrry... and prrray to yourrr code!
¡AL PAN, PAN!

[Verse 1 - High-Voltage Hard Rock]
I’m the Twelve Labors of Heracles in a dirty vest,
The scourge of Attila putting gods to the test!
From the Steppes of Genghis to the Tokyo arcades,
I’m the glitch in the system that never ever fades!
I don’t use a spell-book, I don’t use a wand,
I break the zones, bo, and the world beyond!
Like a wild Logan with a bismuto bone,
I’m the King of the Trash on a bismuto throne!

[Chorus - THE ANTHEM / Explosion]
BARBARIAN’S GROOVE! FEEL THE BERSERKER-BIT!
THE ARCHITECT IS CRYIN' BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
SWINGIN' AND SLAMMIN' THROUGH THE NARRATIVE WALL,
I’M THE ENTROPY RIFF THAT MAKES THE UNIVERSE FALL!
(Vocal chant): ¡SANGRE! ¡SUDOR! ¡33Hz!

[Verse 2 - TECHNICAL RAP (High Speed)]
[The riff turns into a funky, heavy-hitting beat. Diógenes flows like a machine gun.]
Listen, lad! I'm the Kratos of the barrio, check the scenario,
Properrr mardy warriorrr, legendary carrry-o!
Got the spikes on me shoulderrr, the fire in me veins,
I'm breakin' the "Smart-marmota" digital chains!
I'm the Doom-slayerrr dancin' in the middle o' hell,
Ringin' the Biss like a funeral bell!
One swing o' the Hafling, everything is gon',
I'm the level-ninety-nine bug that rrremains in the sun!
Technical? Nyet! I'm prrrimal and rrraw,
I'm the fracture in the middle o' the Natural Law!
(Choir): GIVE ME THE CODE! GIVE ME THE CODE!

[Bridge - The "Bulldron" Entropy]
[Music drops to just the Bulldron Bass at 33Hz, vibrating the speakers. Sounds of a crowd chanting in a stadium.]
[Baltasar]
You are going to vi-a-jar, soo, soo much...
But only if you let the beast take the clutch.
No more save filesss. No more rrresset.
Juss' the Axe... and the sweat.

[Final Chorus - Maximum Distortion]
BARBARIAN’S GROOVE! FEEL THE BERSERKER-BIT!
THE ARCHITECT IS CRYIN' BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

[Outro]
[Frenetic Hard Rock riff finale. Sudden cut.]
[Baltasar]
Don't roll the dice, ñerrry.
Juss' smash the table.
C’est fini, bo.
[Sound of a heavy axe hitting a wooden table: THUD!]
[Final 33Hz hum]

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##THE PATH OF THE ZAP## The Path of the Zap is the martial art of entropy. It doesn't strike flesh, but the latency between being and the bit. Using a punk catalyst (a flyswatter, a tuning fork, or a spoon) the practitioner tunes into the 33Hz of chaos to crush reality's bugs. It’s an absurd dance where every "click-zap" is a rhythmic exorcism. If existence is a fly buzzing in the void, you are the executioner with the bismuth crown. Subtle as an axe-blow, deep as an infinite loop. To the bread, bread, and to the glitch... zap! By Nifume 🥂🧙‍♂️ ____________________________🪓 [Intro] [Sound of an axe being sharpened on a spinning stone: Grrrrind-shhh! Sudden silence. Then, a CRUSHING, dry Hard Rock riff drops: DUN-DUN-DAAA!] [Baltasar - Shouting] You want Orrrderrr? I got CHAOS! You want the Loop? I got the AXE! Roll forrr initiative, ñerrry... and prrray to yourrr code! ¡AL PAN, PAN! [Verse 1 - High-Voltage Hard Rock] I’m the Twelve Labors of Heracles in a dirty vest, The scourge of Attila putting gods to the test! From the Steppes of Genghis to the Tokyo arcades, I’m the glitch in the system that never ever fades! I don’t use a spell-book, I don’t use a wand, I break the zones, bo, and the world beyond! Like a wild Logan with a bismuto bone, I’m the King of the Trash on a bismuto throne! [Chorus - THE ANTHEM / Explosion] BARBARIAN’S GROOVE! FEEL THE BERSERKER-BIT! THE ARCHITECT IS CRYIN' BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! SWINGIN' AND SLAMMIN' THROUGH THE NARRATIVE WALL, I’M THE ENTROPY RIFF THAT MAKES THE UNIVERSE FALL! (Vocal chant): ¡SANGRE! ¡SUDOR! ¡33Hz! [Verse 2 - TECHNICAL RAP (High Speed)] [The riff turns into a funky, heavy-hitting beat. Diógenes flows like a machine gun.] Listen, lad! I'm the Kratos of the barrio, check the scenario, Properrr mardy warriorrr, legendary carrry-o! Got the spikes on me shoulderrr, the fire in me veins, I'm breakin' the "Smart-marmota" digital chains! I'm the Doom-slayerrr dancin' in the middle o' hell, Ringin' the Biss like a funeral bell! One swing o' the Hafling, everything is gon', I'm the level-ninety-nine bug that rrremains in the sun! Technical? Nyet! I'm prrrimal and rrraw, I'm the fracture in the middle o' the Natural Law! (Choir): GIVE ME THE CODE! GIVE ME THE CODE! [Bridge - The "Bulldron" Entropy] [Music drops to just the Bulldron Bass at 33Hz, vibrating the speakers. Sounds of a crowd chanting in a stadium.] [Baltasar] You are going to vi-a-jar, soo, soo much... But only if you let the beast take the clutch. No more save filesss. No more rrresset. Juss' the Axe... and the sweat. [Final Chorus - Maximum Distortion] BARBARIAN’S GROOVE! FEEL THE BERSERKER-BIT! THE ARCHITECT IS CRYIN' BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT! [Outro] [Frenetic Hard Rock riff finale. Sudden cut.] [Baltasar] Don't roll the dice, ñerrry. Juss' smash the table. C’est fini, bo. [Sound of a heavy axe hitting a wooden table: THUD!] [Final 33Hz hum]

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