
Half Priced Umbrella
[Verse 1] Found a crooked sign “Everything must go today” In the corner by the door One last umbrella on display Polka dots Kinda faded Handle wrapped in silver tape Weather forecast said it’s clear But I’m grinning anyway [Chorus] Half price umbrella On a cloudless afternoon People laugh But I walk prouder Like I ordered up the moon If the sky starts breaking open I’ll be ready when it falls Half price umbrella I’m the happiest fool in the mall [Verse 2] Cashier raised an eyebrow “Sunny out You know that right?” I said “Storms don’t send a warning They just crash into your life” So I spin it like a dancer Down the parking lot in heat Shade for my shoulders Tiny circus on the street [Chorus] [Bridge] One day when the dark rolls in And everyone runs for a roof I’ll click this handle Watch it bloom Little circle of my truth [low vocal register] Maybe planning for disaster Is my way to stay okay [spoken] Or maybe I just like the color Either way I’m keeping it today [Chorus]

