Halt! Attention in the barn!

[Intro - Kazoo solo and marching footsteps] Halt! Attention in the barn! Boss Jason is here! Listen up! [Verse 1 - Jason calling, Molly echoing with weird sounds] Listen to the Boss right now! (Molly: Moo moo, blp-blp-blp!) I said listen to the Boss right now! (Molly: Honk honk, ding dong!) Molly, this is a serious drill! (Molly: Wiggle wiggle, splat!) Stop making those funny sounds! (Molly: Quack quack, pfffft!) [Chorus - Super fast and chaotic polka] The Boss is mad! The cow is bad! The funniest farm we ever had! (Baby pony voice): Boing boing boing! Look at me! I am a spinning pony, wheeeeee! (Jason): Stop spinning! Fall in line! (Molly and Pony): Beep boop beep, we feel fine! [Verse 2 - Absolute chaos] (Jason): Left hoof, right hoof, march! (Molly): Jelly wobble, jelly wobble! (Jason): I am the Boss Bull, hear me roar! (Molly): Blelelele! (Baby pony voice): Tippy tap, tippy tap, zoom zoom crash! Oops! [Outro] (Jason sighs heavily) Drill is canceled... Everyone go eat grass. (Molly and Pony laughing loudly) (Kazoo fading out)