``` [INTRO — organ low note, sub-bass, kick drum enters after 4 beats. Spoken, deadpan:] I entered the club. The bass was fat. My brand new shoes. My old white hat. [VERSE 1] I saw a girl. Her name was Kate. I stepped on her foot. I stepped too late. She smiled with pain. I smiled with shame. I told her my artist name. [PRE-CHORUS] She asked: «can you move?» I said: «not yet.» «I move like a train that forgot the track.» She laughed. I died. The DJ sighed. The beat went on. I stepped aside. [CHORUS] This is the dance of the clumsy man. Two left feet and a broken plan. The organ plays. The bass goes deep. I came to dance. I came to weep. [VERSE 2] I tried to spin. My elbow hit. A man with a beard said: «that's it, you're shit.» I thanked him kindly. I bowed my head. Then stepped on his foot. He wished I was dead. [PRE-CHORUS] He pushed me once. I fell on the floor. A girl with blue hair asked: «are you sure you want to dance?» I said: «I don't. But my therapist told me I won't.» [CHORUS] This is the dance of the clumsy man. Two left feet and a broken plan. The organ plays. The bass goes deep. I came to dance. I came to weep. [BRIDGE — organ solo, low, then voice returns] I sat on the steps. The bouncer passed. He said: «son, you're not built for this.» I said: «I know. But I wrote a song. A boy in Sweden said it's strong.» [VERSE 3] He let me back. The lights were low. I closed my eyes. I moved slow. Not like a dancer. Like a tree. But for three seconds — I was free. [OUTRO — beat fades, organ bass pulse. Spoken, almost whisper:] And then I stepped on my own shoe. I fell. I laughed. The night was through. I came to dance. I forgot to fear. I'll try again next year. [END] ```
