[Intro] [clean electric guitar scratches, tight drums, bass enters] [Verse 1] [male vocals, rhythmic rap style] I used to think I could rap, but then I heard rap, rap is pretty good I used to think I was great, but then I heard great, great is pretty good I used to think I could rhyme, but then I heard rhyme, rhyme is pretty good I used to think I was the goat, but then I saw a goat, goats are pretty cool [Chorus] [brass section enters with staccato stabs] Hey! Why'd you take my seat? [female vocal scream] What do you mean you're reserving it for a friend? Who do you know that I don't know? [brass flourish] Hey! You know a lot of people! [female vocal scream] Hey! [high-pitched vocal ad-lib] [Instrumental Break] [funky guitar riff, brass section melody, driving bassline] [Verse 2] [male vocals] I used to think I could cook, but then I had a cook, cooks are pretty good (ah!) I used to think I was hot, but then I met hot, hot is pretty good (I thought I was hot!) I used to think I was tall, but then I saw tall, tall is pretty tall (I thought I was tall!) I used to think I was short, but then I saw short, short is pretty short [Chorus] [full band with brass] Hey! Why'd you take my seat? [female vocal scream] What do you mean you're reserving it for a friend? Who do you know that I don't know? [brass flourish] Hey! You know a lot of people! [female vocal scream] Hey! [vocal harmony swell] [Outro] [brass section stabs, guitar scratches, final drum hit]
