[Intro] (Yeah) Fresh out the lift with the tags still on (uh) Wrong floor twice, but the night rolls on (what?) [Chorus] Click-clack, black cab, back of the queue (skrrt) Big coat, small bag, what's in it? Who knew? (Huh) Tap-tap, card says, “Try that again” Walk out calm, then I tap it again (ayy) Click-clack, black cab, back of the queue Big coat, small bag, what's in it? Who knew? Whole room turns when I step in late I came for a drink, left with someone's cake (woah) [Verse 1] New coat crisp, got the sleeve on the pint Mum said, “Be sensible,” I said, “I might” Hire car beep when I touch the door It’s got more opinions than the bloke next door Phone on one bar, still taking the pic Mate's got a tie on, tag says “six” She said, “You’re odd,” I said, “Fair enough” Then bought two shades that are both see-through stuff Cash in the pocket, receipt in the shoe Wrong-way round but the fit came through Late-night shop for a mint and a drink Walked out with a lamp and a tiny tin sink (Yeah) No big plan, just a postcode guess Kept my cool when the lift said “B” for “S” [Chorus] Click-clack, black cab, back of the queue (skrrt) Big coat, small bag, what's in it? Who knew? (Huh) Tap-tap, card says, “Try that again” Walk out calm, then I tap it again (ayy) Click-clack, black cab, back of the queue Big coat, small bag, what's in it? Who knew? Whole room turns when I step in late I came for a drink, left with someone's cake (woah) [Verse 2] Fresh white trainers, rain came sideways Still look sharp in the corner shop doorway Three missed calls, all from the same mate He’s outside a venue with the wrong wristband, wait Quick little step, then I switch that pace Two-step, pause, got a grin on my face One-two-three, let the whole thing tick Odd little night but the money looks thick Card for the cab, notes for the coat I bought a gold lighter, don't even smoke (What?) You can’t make this up, it’s a proper strange scene I’m dressed like a host at a budget canteen [Bridge] (Yeah) Tap it once, tap it twice Cold hands, warm chips, that's my vice (Uh) One more stop, one more laugh Wrong lift, right floor, took the staff half [Chorus] Click-clack, black cab, back of the queue (skrrt) Big coat, small bag, what's in it? Who knew? (Huh) Tap-tap, card says, “Try that again” Walk out calm, then I tap it again (ayy) Click-clack, black cab, back of the queue Big coat, small bag, what's in it? Who knew? Whole room turns when I step in late I came for a drink, left with someone's cake (woah) [Outro] Fresh out the lift with the tags still on (yeah) Wrong floor twice, but the night rolls on (uh) Small bag, big coat, receipt in my shoe Ask me what happened—I haven't a clue (huh)
