(Glitch intro – robotic voice spam) Did-you-sub-mit-a-ticket— Ticket not found— Have you tried—have you tried—have you tried— (Verse 1) You walk in like the world’s on fire “Everything’s down” but you don’t know why No screenshots, no steps, no clue Just vibes and panic in a broken queue You say it’s urgent, life or death But you closed the app and called it a test Now I’m digging through your vague despair “Something’s wrong” yeah—WHERE? (Pre-Chorus) I can’t fix what you won’t explain I’m not psychic, I don’t read pain Every ticket ghosted in the void again (Chorus – Explosive, sarcastic) Did you submit a ticket or just yell my name? Drop a “HELP!!!” in Teams and vanish in the flames No priority, no details, no shame Now you’re mad that nothing changed Did you submit a ticket or just walk away? Leave me chasing ghosts in your vague display If it’s “still broken” then articulate Or it’s getting closed at end of day (Verse 2) “It’s been slow” for like three weeks But today’s the day you finally speak Now it’s critical, now it’s dire But you never once hit “Submit Request” prior VPN? Down? Or just your Wi-Fi? Did you reboot? (don’t lie, don’t lie) You say “I did” but I see the logs Uptime’s laughing at your monologue (Pre-Chorus) Every mystery wrapped in dread With zero notes and threads unread You ping me once then disappear instead (Chorus – Bigger, punchier) Did you submit a ticket or just yell my name? Drop a “HELP!!!” in Teams and vanish in the flames No asset tag, no user, no blame Now you’re asking why I came Did you submit a ticket or just walk away? Leave me chasing ghosts in your vague display If it’s “still broken” then articulate Or it’s getting closed at end of day (Breakdown – industrial, comedic rage) Ticket—ticket—WHERE’S THE TICKET No ID, can’t even track it “High priority” every time Yeah, your printer’s not a crime (Whisper – breathy, mocking) Describe… the issue… (Scream) WHAT ISSUE?! (Bridge – pipa lead with glitch cuts) Reboot. Reinstall. Reopen the case. Send me a screenshot of anything, please. I’m drowning in “it just stopped working” While your ticket sits in “draft” unseen (Final Chorus – anthemic, chaotic) Did you submit a ticket or let it decay? Another “quick question” that derailed my day Now the system’s screaming in disarray And I’m the one you blame anyway Did you submit a ticket or just improvise? Build a disaster with zero replies Now it’s “urgent” in your desperate cries But there’s nothing in the queue to prioritize (Outro – glitch voice fading) No ticket… no fix… No ticket… no fix… …request denied…
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