[Verse] One Saturday at dusk Down on my fishin' hole I had my favorite spot all to myself My line was in the water and I was just thinkin' how Some days I like the lake more than the girls [Pre-Chorus] Then some jackass walks right up Plops down and starts fishin' Right next to me It's unbelievable And I was thinkin' [Chorus] If you can't trust fish Who can you trust? That bass ain't polite He just moved right in and made it tough He's rippin' lips Pullin' hogs And I'm still here with nothin' If you can't trust fish Who can you trust? Who can you trust? [Verse 2] Then After sunset After I'd caught a buzz And I'd given up and reeled my line back in This same damn fish It flopped up out of the water With a golden wedding band on its fin So I took it back home And I showed my wife She started cryin' She said "It's yours Honey It must've fell off when you were swimmin'" And I was thinkin' [Chorus] If you can't trust fish Who can you trust? If you can't trust fish Who can you trust? That thing was planted That was plain as day to me But she ate it right up And so did the judge, believe it or not If you can't trust fish Who can you trust? Who can you trust? [Bridge] So I go to bed The doghouse With the only fish I can trust The kind you catch on the internet I mean This girl ain't even got a boat and she sent me a picture of a twelve-pounder But I'ma believe it 'cause I'ma just be thinkin'
