[Verse 1] Well, my girl Cinderella had a wild ride She stole the prince and kissed his bride She burnt down the palace, then escaped outside And went and married someone better than him She got the prince's twin brother, and she married him She had a blast of a wedding and invited the prince He said, "Damn, my sister-in-law, you a bitch" She said, "I am, so?" [Verse 2] Now my homie Rumpelstiltskin, you know he's in prison He sold all his drugs and now he thinkin' he's rich Then he gets a visit from the feds and the snitch But then they left, they said, "Damn, you a bitch" He said, "I am, so?" [Verse 3] I got a friend named Rapunzel, she got the long hair She killed her own parents and now she's in despair Then she met a man, said, "I'm an heir to the throne" But then he got arrested and he still ain't home He said, "Damn, my queen, you a bitch" She said, "I am, so?" I got a homegirl named Briar Rose She always fallin' asleep when we at the club She wakes up like, "Damn, you a bitch" I said, "I am, so?" [Chorus] These are the tales of the Grimms The stories they told 'bout their friends These are the tales of the Grimms The stories they told 'bout their friends [Verse 4] I got a homeboy named the Pied Piper He lost his home and he became a drifter Then he met the mayor of a city in the sticks He said, "I can get you some money real quick You just gotta steal some children from the local witch" He said, "Damn, you a bitch" He said, "I am, so?" I got a homegirl named Snow White She ate a poisoned apple, now she almost died She got buried in the ground, she in the casket And now the Prince Charming goin' to see if he can bag it He said, "Damn, you a bitch" She said, "I am, so?" [Verse] Goldilocks a freak, she get down with the team She put her mouth on the 3 Bears, called it a tryst Big Bad Wolf was lookin' for somethin' to eat Lil' Red ridin' his dick, yeah, and she did it all for a hit Now that's the wrong way to have a "hood" Makin' babies with a big bad crook All for the image, for the good look Even tried to marry the boy and got took Shit, that ain't the half of it 3 Pigs snitched on the whole clique So you know he had to air that shit Demolition man, blow they houses down quick Damn, pigs ain't safe in this town The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker Came around and roasted the boy with the clowns 3 men in a tub, tryna "baconate" 'em It's no wonder they ain't come back 'Cause, shit, once you go black, you never go back I guess they was right, sheeps turn into macks And you know how us wolves love to snack The Gingerbread Man got eaten alive And they said he ran as fast as he can He was burnin' off his feet, workin' up a tan Gettin' choked by his own little brown sugar Damn, that's a cold motherfucker Damn, that's a cold motherfucker It was once upon a time, I know you ain't forget Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks Told you, ain't no fairy tale exist Ain't no fairy tale exist Told you, ain't no fairy tale exist Ain't no fairy tale exist [Outro] No happy ending No happy ending No happy ending No happy ending
