Drivin' my ride through the streets of downtown Hathian checkin' out the sights, lookin' for some fun and also checkin' the glove compartment to make sure I had my gun Just in case i run into a difference of opinion with someone I pulled over by the Pawn Shop to check out some guitars and hit the Green House for some reefer Then did some shots over at Lou's Bar After some tokin' and some boozin' I got back into my car and kept on with my cruisin' Crack Den Cruisin' (Crack Den Cruisin') Drivin' down the streets waving to the friends I see (and flipping off the ones who are not so friendly) Hoping maybe to get lucky You know what I mean (ohh Ohhh OHHH, Yes!) Crack Den Cruisin' (Crack Den Cruisin') I kept on drivin' then wound up by Columtreal University Enjoying the T and A sights by the Sigma Sorority Then I passed by the football field Watched the cheerleaders shakin' pom poms and shakin' their cutie cheerio booties And after watchin' them for a while I figured it was headin' home time for me Crack Den Cruisin' (Crack Den Cruisin') Drivin' down the streets waving to the friends I see (and flipping off the ones who are not so friendly) Hoping maybe to get lucky You know what I mean (ohh Ohhh OHHH, Yes!) Crack Den Cruisin' (Crack Den Cruisin') I had fun but didn't find the real fun that I was looking for Hoping to see if I could score without having to pay a whore No freebie for me I just wasn't lucky (Not lucky tonight? You went driving all over this damn place and you didn't get punched in the face and beaten up, or get shot or stabbed or robbed or catch some disease. That sounds pretty damn lucky to me) Crack Den Cruisin' (Crack Den Cruisin') Drivin' down the streets waving to the friends I see (and flipping off the ones who are not so friendly) Hoping maybe to get lucky You know what I mean (Ohh Ohhh OHHH! Yes!) Crack Den Cruisin' (Crack Den Cruisin')
