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Symphony of the Burnt Toast

V5.5

[Intro: Spoken Word Audio Tag, Deadpan Robotic] H-7-2. System online. [Intro: Epic Cinematic Strings, Heavy Orchestral Brass, C Minor, 138 BPM] [High Angelic Female Vocal: Pristine, Opera Soprano, Deadpan Serious] (Deep orchestral rumble shaking the hallway) Behold... the acoustics of this clapped-out flat. [Verse 1] Bare cables on the floor, tripping in my sliders Trying to mix the brass but I'm fighting with the spiders The orchestra's on strings sounding proper out of place While I'm screaming at the smart-speaker just to EQ the bass Moving weight on the sequencer, pushing to the red Got a stadium anthem but I'm skint and out of bread Running eighty channels but the router's in denial Absolute chaos on the kitchen floor tile! [Pre-Chorus] [Tynnodd y llanw] The WiFi is looking peak, the connection's moving slow Got the microwave syncing to the one-three-eight tempo! We break the surface of the sink with a splash While my sourdough turns into volcanic ash! [Build-Up: Staccato Synth Pluck, Rising Pitch, Massive Tension] (do... do... do... do...) Sidechain the kick to the smoke alarm! (do.. do.. do.. do..) This heavy drop is gonna do absolute harm! (dodododododo) Let the frequency play! [Drop: Punchy Transient Kick, Big Room Supersaws, Massive Peak-Hour Trance Drive] (Explosive 138 BPM drop, absolute stadium chaos, zero mud) Look at the state of the ends! Total devastation! [Chorus: Ultra-Catchy Anthemic Hook] Drop the bass! Burn the toast! Doing up a festival right here on the coast! Got an opera soprano hitting C-minor notes While I’m choking on the smoke from my charcoal oats! Drop the bass! Drop the toast! H72 is the ghost with the most! [Breakdown: Melancholic Atmospheric Synths, Haunting Cinematic Chords] (Very serious, overly emotional operatic choir wailing softly) Ahhh... the butter has melted straight into the extension lead... [Build-Up 2: Extreme Tension, Snare Roll, Pitch Riser] (do... do... do... do...) Proper greaze on the master chain! (do.. do.. do.. do..) We're completely going against the grain! (dodododododo) Let the frequency play! [Drop 2: Ultimate Peak-Hour Tech-Trance Anthem, Maximum Energy] (Ridiculously punchy kick, huge euphoric synths, insanely catchy lead line) Headliner status in a pair of slippers! Let's go! [Outro] [High Angelic Soprano: Fading out over epic cinematic strings] Somebody please call an electrician... or a fireman... (Ahhh, ahhh...) [Fade Out: Orchestral Tail,