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Welcome to the Midlife Crisis (FT. MAXIMUM!)

╔═══⋆📀⋆════ ✨🌕✨ ════⋆📀⋆═══╗ 𝑴𝒖𝒔𝒊𝒄 & 𝑳𝒚𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒔 𝑪𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝐀 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 & 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐌 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒚 SUNO © 2026 all rights reserved 📀 ✦ 𝙁𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 & 𝙇𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙣 & 𝙎𝙤𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙨 ✦ https://suno.com/@anewdistraction https://suno.com/@maximum_official https://x.com/ANewDistraction ╚════⋆📀⋆═══ ✨🌕✨ ═══⋆📀⋆═════╝ 𝗡𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: "A.N.D - Welcome to the Midlife Crisis" 02:24 ───────●─── 03:44 ㅤ◁ㅤ ❚❚ ㅤ▷ ㅤㅤ↻ ♡ ╔═══⋆📀⋆════ ✨🌻✨ ════⋆📀⋆═══╗ [Intro] [Intro Chorus] Hello and welcome to my, midlife crisis I use to love pokemon and, anti christ shit Emo to the core and, Emo Goth chicks Never grow up saying, Fuck the system [Musical Interlude] [Verse] Remembering getting off to the static Blowing in the cartridge, sniffing on the plastics Wearing jeans with holes built in Everybody screaming, In The End Doesn't really matter, does it really matter Watching anime on toonami after School is over, getting older Still own cups with dragon ball Z characters [Pre Chorus] "But, I don't really care, truly I don't. I mean I seriously still really enjoy that shit. Even though I know most everyone my age is now playing golf and stuff but you know, anime is still cool, It's still cool right?" "Right!?" "Right?" [Chorus] Hello and welcome to my, midlife crisis I use to love pokemon and, anti christ shit Emo to the core and, Emo Goth chicks Never grow up saying, Fuck the system Yeah! and where did the time go Locked inside wondering where is waldo He's here dressed in black and white Singing the black parade till after midnight [Musical Interlude] It's kinda crazy the time gone by AHHHHH! real monsters was looking pretty fly Do you even remember Eureka's Castle? Parents telling me to clean up was a hassle I used to sit there eating bagel bites Watching Rodger Rabbit getting into fights Animaniacs teaching me the countries Forgot all about the incredible crash dummies Go go the power rangers, Teen titans and adult swim after Fast forward hanging out after school Used my VIP access to sneak into the library room It's where I went to calm myself down After I spent the whole day acting like a clown "You know what someone told me today, that SpongeBob square pants has been out since 19 99....99. I'm so fuckin old man." [Caesura] [Bridge] My nostalgic, life crisis Taking over, like a virus What happened to the good old days The same lie my parents told me [Caesura] [Chorus] So, yea Hello and welcome to my, midlife crisis I use to love pokemon and, anti christ shit Emo to the core and, Emo Goth chicks Never grow up saying, Fuck the system Yeah! and where did the time go Locked inside wondering where is waldo He's here dressed in black and white Singing the black parade till after midnight "And you know what. I love that for you." [Outro] "......So..... hello and welcome to my midlife crisis" [end] ╚════⋆📀⋆═══ ✨🌻✨ ═══⋆📀⋆═════╝