[Verse 1] Woke up at 6:30, already feelin’ the drip Shirt’s already soaked and the day ain’t even hit 68 degrees — that’s the law of the land Anything higher and I’m a puddle, understand? Tried to be tough, turned the dial up one click Five minutes later I was sweatin’ like a brick Neighbors got fans, they’re “roughin’ it” outside I got central air and a bill that’s certified [Pre-Chorus] They say “just open a window” like it’s 1952 I say “pay the man” — that’s what rich people do [Chorus] I’m sweatin’ my ass off above 68! Electric bill’s screaming but I won’t negotiate! Crank it to 65, let the cold winds blow In the lap of luxury — that’s where I go! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! (Hey! Hey!) Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Keep it frosty! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! (Hey! Hey!) Luxury sweat? Nah — luxury cool! [Verse 2] Friends come over, start shivering and bitch “Damn it’s freezing in here!” — I just grin and say “Bitch, this is my arctic kingdom, my personal North Pole You want heat? Go stand in the street, that’s the goal” Tesla’s parked outside cookin’ in the sun But inside my house? It’s a goddamn arctic run I work for my money, I spend it how I please On keepin’ my body from meltin’ into the cheese [Pre-Chorus] The heat wave’s comin’, people droppin’ like flies I’m sittin’ here chillin’ with frost on my thighs [Chorus] I’m sweatin’ my ass off above 68! Electric bill’s crying but I celebrate! Crank it lower, feel that icy blast In the lap of luxury — built to last! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! (Hey! Hey!) Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Turn it down! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! (Hey! Hey!) Heat can go to hell — I’m the king of the cold town! [Bridge] Some say it’s wasteful, some say it’s insane But when you run hot, you feel the AC’s pain I’d rather eat ramen for the rest of my life Than be a sweaty mess in this California strife The compressor kicks on with that beautiful sound All my problems disappear when the cold rolls around [Final Chorus] I’m sweatin’ my ass off above 68! Bill’s through the roof but I won’t hesitate! Life’s too short to be hot and bothered, bro In my arctic palace is where I wanna go! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! (68!) Whoa-oh-oh-oh! (Never higher!) Whoa-oh-oh-oh! (Luxury!) Whoa-oh-oh-oh! (Forever!) [Outro] 68! 68! That’s the max! Above that I’m sweatin’ my ass! Luxury! Luxury! All the way! AC forever — what can I say?!
