[Instrumental intro] HELP! please send me a rescue ship, I'm stranded with a bottle of whiskey Come and share with me a sip, It's dark in this corner of the galaxy I am lost in space. Gone without a trace. I ran out of fumes. Crashed into a moon. I got unlucky. Lost all on a bet. Left without a penny. Near this deserted planet. Oh please hear my SOS, I've left 1000 signals of distress. I could use a cigarette, I’m starting to get really depressed. I was with my friend, Gwen, But... She left me alone. Discarded me into the friend zone. Now I'm by myself. I talk to myself. I play with myself. And always end up the loser. I thought I was cool. She laughed at my jokes. Then I made a move. I ended up like a fool. Oh, don't leave me by myself I’m drowning in my bottle of whiskey. I am such an imbecile, My ship won’t start since I lost the key. Goodbye my friend, Gwen, Hello!... Hey! I found a new friend! And I am calling you, Whiskey.
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