Bring Me a Bottle (Tolo Allen i Olf) (Remix)

Bring Me a Bottle (Tolo Allen i Olf) [Intro] [Hurdy-gurdy drone, lute strumming, anvil strikes, boot stomps] [Shouted] HEY! HEY! HEY! Sogo, ionath! Sogatham te barch! Ir gwanna i sûth veth tîn! Ar Anor eria! [Verse 1: Sea Shanty Rhythm, Heavy Stomps] We sailed beneath the western stars, we crossed the silver sea, We fled the wrath of kings and lords—and found a tavern free! The Noldor took the Telerin ships to wage their ancient war, So who are they to judge us if we steal a couple more? [Chorus: Rowdy Gang Vocals, Anvil Strikes] SOGO, IONATH! (AYE!) SOGATHAM TE BARCH! (DRINK ’EM DRY!) Ir gwanna i sûth veth tîn! Ar Anor eria! SOGO, IONATH! (AYE!) SOGATHAM TE BARCH! (DRINK ’EM DRY!) [Verse 2: Fast Folk Punk, Fuzz Guitar] We raided a Númenórean flagship, bound for mortal shores, We traded silks and iron for Dorwinion by the scores! [Shout] (Agan-roth!) When I come back from a bloody quest, I have no need for rest, I drown myself in Miruvor and lock the treasure chest! [Shout] (Parch-lhag! Pass the jug!) [Chorus: Rowdy Gang Vocals, Heavy Drums] SOGO, IONATH! (SOGO!) SOGATHAM TE BARCH! (DRINK ’EM DRY!) Ir gwanna i sûth veth tîn, Ar Anor eria! SOGO, IONATH! (SOGO!) SOGATHAM TE BARCH! (DRINK ’EM DRY!) [Spoken Interlude: Tavern Chaos] [SFX: Fiddle stutters, wood thud, mug smash, ambient tavern noise] [Man] "Oi — who's had my cup?" [Elf, dry] "A Noldo, most like. They've a gift for taking what floats." [Man] "There's no Noldor aboard!" [Elf] "Then it was you — and you learned it from them, same as I did." [laughter] [Man] "Bâr 'nUruk! Pour me another, thief." [Deep Voice] "Pour him another, or he'll sing again." [All] SOGO! [SFX: Fiddle kicks back in] [Shouted by All] SOGO! [Verse 3: Irish Punk Beat Drop, Fast Tempo] I walk in the bar and the fellas all cheer, They order me up a whiskey and beer! You ask me why I’m writing this poem? Some call it a tavern—BUT I CALL IT HOME! [Bridge: Maximum Energy, Fuzz Distortion, Fast Drums] [Shouted, Gang Vocals] FUCK YOU, I’M DRUNK! FUCK YOU, I’M DRUNK! Pour your beer down the sink—I’VE GOT WINE IN THE TRUNK! FUCK YOU, I’M DRUNK! FUCK YOU, I’M DRUNK! And I’m going to be drunk till the next time I’m drunk! [Verse 4: Full Ensemble] A wench by my side, a jug of mead, These are the things that I most need! Raise up a glass to the ship and the foam— TO FËANOR’S GHOST! MAY HE BURN IN HIS HOME! [Chorus: Maximum Chaos, Full Band, Anvil Strikes] SOGO, IONATH! (AYE!) SOGATHAM TE BARCH! (SOGO!) Ir gwanna i sûth veth tîn, AR ANOR ERIA! SOGO, IONATH! SOGATHAM TE BARCH! Ir gwanna i sûth veth tîn! AR ANOR ERIA! [Outro: Spoken Comedy & Drunken Chaos] [Music stops abruptly] [Spoken, Deep Voice] "Who wants another?!" [Shouted, All] AYE! [Spoken, Deep Voice] "Who’s buying?!" [Pause] [Spoken, Quiet Voice] "...The King?" [Shouted, All] THE KING! [SFX: Loud laughter, boot stomps, clinking mugs] [Gang Vocals, Fading Out] SOGO, IONATH! SOGATHAM TE BARCH! AR ANOR ERIA! [Fade Out] [End]