Reports are coming in that a lil’ over fifteen minutes ago a plane crashed horrifically into the- Oh my God! OH MY GOD! THERE’S A SECOND PLANE! Me No, me-gusta, Me no undahstand dis land How theys aviation crash harder' than bri'ish boybands Sirens screamin', everybody running down the block I ask a cabbie, “¿Qué pasó?” he says, “Buddy, fuckin' take a walk” ¡Ay, Dios mío! but I has pebble' in shoe, what to do? What to do? What to do? Walkin' 'round a place in chaos, with a pebble in my shoe! ¡AY, DIOS MÍO! Dust rolls in, everybody running past Man drops his briefcase, says, “Señor, you better move fast!” ¡Ay, Dios mío! Now my shoelace coming loose Whole street screamin', I just stand there lookin' confused Lady grabs my shoulder, “MOVE! What’s wrong with you?” I say, “Uno momento, I got pebble number TWO!” What to do? What to do? Walkin' 'round a place in chaos, with a pebble in my shoe! ¡AY, DIOS MÍO! "wait, what the fuck, did, that guy seriously stop for his shoe?" No, Señor, Did you not hear? I got a pebble in my other shoe too