[Tempo: 125 BPM | Key: A major | Style: fast, danceable, playful country | Instruments: electronic drums, electric guitars, electronic bass | Vocal: male, cheerful, humorous | Structure: verses and breaks labeled | Notes: upbeat, funny, silly, exaggerate comic delivery, keep playful tone and laughter-like energy, include pauses for instrumental fills, emphasize rhythm for dance feel | Chords sequence: A – C – G – D throughout most verses, fill-ins optional] [Verse 1] In our trailer park of fun, stuff your face if you dare, Drink some beer if you wish, or play some poker here. Fart on the lighter, be a fakir, show your flair, Or if bored to death, make a bet on anything, dare! [Break 1] Or Fart on the lighter, be a fakir, show your flair! [Verse 2] Me and my buddy Tommy made a wild little bet, One beer in hand, we argued which gender’s got more set. I read the papers, put my chips on the ladies, you see, While Tommy claimed the men outnumbered, confidently. [Break 2] Yeah! Me and my buddy Tommy made a wild little bet! [Verse 3] The trick to know who's more? Just watch who's first walks by, We grabbed our wicker chairs from Walmart, beer raised high. Settle in front of my trailer, waiting for a sign, But not a soul in sight, the evening felt divine. [Break 3] Just watch who's first walks by, But not a soul in sight! [Verse 4] The night grew dark, still no one came in sight, Then creeping through the shadows, something gave us a fright. A damn raccoon appeared! We chased it through the night, Two hours through the trash bins, to see if male or female was right. [Break 4] Turned out a dude, but bit like a feisty bitch! [Verse 5] Sometimes the blues hit, life can feel quite rough, Wife ran off with a damn butch, son an incel and an imbecile grow’s. But screw it, just let it be it all! You fart on a candle, set SUCH a fireball that the neighbors 911 call! [Break 5] Yes! That was a really big fireball! [Verse 6] In our trailer park of fun, stuff your face if you dare, Drink some beer if you wish, or play some poker here. Fart on the lighter, be a fakir, show your flair, Or if bored to death, make a bet on anything, dare!
